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Spexxvet 03-09-2006 12:36 PM

Jesus Kentucky Chicken Christ. :headshake No, it just doesn't have the same effect...

Crimson Ghost 03-09-2006 12:42 PM

I once refered to a 2nd LT. as a -
"Fucking witless cocksucking whoremaster fairy."
I avoided a courtmartial simply because my Captain agreed.

dar512 03-09-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
this comment cost you 10 points of coolness quotient.

High School's over, Jim. It's ok to grow up now. Really.

Griff 03-09-2006 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

Actually, I say Kentucken F*ckin Chicken it rolls off the tongue better. But yah it lacks venom. I generally stick with the classics. Mutha F

Kagen4o4 03-09-2006 05:37 PM

Kant Fucking Cook.

a little jesus fucking christ never goes astray. or bitch ass buddha, mother fucking moses.

i understand where youre coming from with being insulted by someone using "your" gods name in vain or whatever. but it is just a name. and if its my god too then i have every right to say what i want about him/her/it


any swear word with a random word can be an insult
cunt sack
fuck cup
cock moniter
cunt lamp
fuck printer
cock chair
(if you havent guessed im just saying stuff around me)

xoxoxoBruce 03-09-2006 06:44 PM

You have a cunt, fuck, cock, cunt, fuck and cock around you? :lol:

Clodfobble 03-09-2006 10:10 PM

I have no idea where it came from, but I've said "Christ on a cracker!" repeatedly in the last few weeks. I'm pretty fickle though, the next one will come out of nowhere soon, and I'll forget all about this one.

BrianR 03-09-2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
* Why is the expression, curse like a sailor. Although I have never spent time with any shipboard, I don't ever really recall hearing a sailor curse. To any extreme or particularly colorful degree, anyway.

Ahem. cough cough

BrianR 03-09-2006 11:07 PM

One of my favorite epithets (look it up) is "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick".

Works in front of kidlets too.

seakdivers 03-09-2006 11:21 PM

Wolf..... spend some time around tugboaters (especially the captains). You are sure to hear colorful language & mostly inappropriate jokes/ comments.

I yelled out "fucktard!" (in my car) about some old fucktard that was in front of me. My husband bust out laughing - he had never heard that term before.

We had a friend that used to say (when angry) Fucking gypsy dildo!

No idea what it meant, but you always knew when he was upset!

Undertoad 03-10-2006 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
give ya 3 guesses

http://cellar.org/2006/cocksoup.jpg

LabRat 03-10-2006 10:18 AM

Classic! Where'd you find that? Perfect for him :) When's his B-day? we could all send him one...then he could have a wall of cock buckets.... :lol:

Trilby 03-10-2006 12:32 PM

If the word cunt is said in the proper context, it's really not offensive in the least... :D

jinx 03-10-2006 12:35 PM

Cunt with feet. I mean that's just funny...

Trilby 03-10-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx
Cunt with feet. I mean that's just funny...

Interesting...is that anything like a Walking Taco?


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