no
Have you ever cleaned out someone else's ears for them? |
Yes
Have you ever thrown up on someone? |
NO (I tried but they dodged)
Have you ever been french kissed by a dog? |
yes (or at least she kissed like a dog lapping peanut butter)
have you ever broken the law purely for the thrill of breaking the law? |
Yes
Have you ever been arrested? |
no.
because in mexico the cops are so crooked they just make you pay a hefty fine. did you just touch my ass? |
no
did you want me to? |
NO
Did you ever run away from home when you were a kid? |
No.
Ever get caught breaking into your old elementary school to snoop around and steal chalk after it was permanently closed? (I know, I'm such a rebel...) |
No.
Did you ever have sex on the sink in the men's bathroom at SuperSubway?* *or, similar sandwich shop |
no
did you ever pick your nose and eat it? |
No
Did you ever get caught jerking off in a closet? |
You never picked your nose and ate it? I challenge.
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Let's rephrase the question.
Do you know what boogers taste like? If you ever picked your nose and ate it, I submit that you will remember the taste. (I do, and it's been well over 30 years.) |
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