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Clodfobble 05-22-2016 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 960729)
+5 for each instance of quitting a book when you realize you don't like it after all

:lol:

Scriveyn 05-22-2016 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 960736)
...The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has ...

+10 for every millimetre of facial hair

monster 05-22-2016 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 960736)
Oh no no, because I don't think driving a minivan makes you cool. Actually, I think wanting to drive a cool car makes one uncool, because vehicles are way overrated. But minivans aren't inherently cool.

On the other hand, I've expressed my distaste for facial hair many times. The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has is directly proportional to my Kinsey Number.

Girl, you are so out of luck for the next few years. Even Prince Harry has a beard.

classicman 05-22-2016 11:02 AM

- 1000 for attacking someone else's list.

footfootfoot 05-22-2016 04:30 PM

Can we decide on a time to finalize the list, then make an easy way to just go down the list and check off the ones that pertain and get a tallied score at the end?

Isn't that what computers are for?

How can we do that?

sexobon 05-22-2016 05:11 PM

I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

footfootfoot 05-22-2016 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 960768)
I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

Tim? Is that you?

sexobon 05-22-2016 06:21 PM


monster 05-22-2016 07:36 PM

+59 if you've ever sold anything you made, played or wrote
-20 if you've ever argued with a known multiple-user-name-troll in the cellar
+9 if you can blow smoke rings
+10 if you bake or make sauces from scratch (no packet mixes)
-75 if you refer to yourself as mom or dad (or local equivalent) in terms of your pet
-50 if you have a dealer license plate frame on your car (dealer employees excepted)
+26 if you walk in a nature environment for pleasure more than once a month

lumberjim 05-22-2016 10:56 PM

-10 for not reading the rules of this game, and awarding more than 100 or less than - 100

+100 for compiling the score into point averaged values(duplicate rules as per the OP) , then listing them in rows, in order of appearance in a single post, thereby making it easy to quote, and fill in our own scores and post our total coolness quotient.

Scriveyn 05-23-2016 03:15 AM

+20 if the most used car you own is a hybrid
+50 if the most used car you own is an electric car
+100 if you don't own a car and do your errands by walking, horse(-drawn) or public transport

Griff 05-23-2016 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 960730)
-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")

Too soon.


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