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Trilby 10-18-2006 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha
Will someone please explain to me what 'junk in the trunk' means?

It means a fine, fat, plump (but firm!) arse.

Aliantha 10-18-2006 08:01 PM

lol...right. I couldn't quite tell what the actual boundaries were. At first I thought it meant large arse, but then I thought it meant fit arse and now I know it means a combination of the two. What I'd like to know now is how you make the distinction between firm and plum and just plain fat?

Flint 10-19-2006 02:07 PM

You take it on aan ass-by-ass basis.
Sometimes "just plain fat" looks great.

Spexxvet 10-19-2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha
... What I'd like to know now is how you make the distinction between firm and plum and just plain fat?

Squeeze it. ;)

Aliantha 10-20-2006 03:40 AM

Hmmmm...interesting. I think I'll have to test this theory.

Shawnee123 10-20-2006 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Squeeze it. ;)

It's not a melon! :D

Spexxvet 10-20-2006 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123
It's not a melon! :D

Correct! Those would be found on your chest. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck02.gif

morethanpretty 10-20-2006 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Squeeze it. ;)

I've had both sqeezed by a girl. I was not expecting it. It was weird. On the bright side, she said I had the firmest chest she's ever squeezed. I think that thats a good thing. It was weird, very very weird. I mean I don't mind being touched...it was just so unexpected. I need some warning before you decide to do something like that, I broke up w/ a guy once b/c he unexpectedly pinched my ass. We'd only held hands and pecked...he didn't even do it at a reasonable time...we were walking down the street w/ my younger cousin. Anyway just felt like rambling....

rkzenrage 10-20-2006 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Squeeze it. ;)

Nibble it!:p

Aliantha 10-21-2006 02:15 AM

nibble it? you mean become a butt muncher? lol I work with one or two of those...

Phase 10-21-2006 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty
This is more important than all those questions about sexual history, so give it your utmost sincere concideration...OK?

Do guys like big butts?

:unsure:

I don't.

Aliantha 10-21-2006 05:59 AM

What about, do girls like big butts?

DucksNuts 10-21-2006 06:18 AM

"gotta have a big hammer to drive a large nail"

Thats what a guy I know says anyways.

Aliantha 10-21-2006 06:20 AM

lol...I've heard that before. Usually from guys with big dicks though.

DucksNuts 10-21-2006 06:21 AM

gimme a few more wines and I will put my arse up here for *judging*


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