Today I learnt that you can burn things to charcoal in a microwave. In fact there were very nearly flames.
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I've done that. With a jacket spud.
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I set sweet potato crisps alight. Or was it aubergine?
All I know is they ignited in the time it took me to cross my little kitchen in Leicester. That was under the grill though. |
Today I learned that stern, tough guys aren't always quite so tough. Keep in mind, this is a 70 yo, high-school math teacher, Vietnam War veteran, no children, never married:
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I love babies.
I used to volunteer at children's hospital, and I spelled parents too, but not with infants. Man, that looks like a prime assignment. |
Today I learned that a "lightly loaded" Boeing 777 is quicker than a lot of 'sports' cars.
0-60 mph in less than 6 seconds! FYI - A 777-200 (the lightest (!) version) weighs 297,000 lbs - empty. |
Today I learned that I am politically impartial.
It was budget day and I slept through most of the Chancellor of the Exchequer's speech and that of the leader of Her Majesty's loyal opposition. |
Are you sure you haven't just learned not to get excited about shit you can't do anything about?
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Today I learned that if you eat Swiss cheese then drink orange juice the resulting taste is reminiscent of vomit :(
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Kinda like cinnamon rolls and beer.:greenface
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NEVER eat anything sweet with beer. EVER.
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How to solve a x^2 + b x + c = 0 for x.
And not to invest in the Beer Ice Cream float truck. |
Ew, what a horrible thought
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