Please don't leave, Zen

I told one person about the Cellar soon after I joined, and he was banned after only a couple days. Never again. On the other hand, I share much of what's on the Cellar. When I shared the story about the dwarf Gordon Ramsey doppelganger porn star who was found half eaten in a badger warren, a friend said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us do". Hey, that makes a good tag line.

huh.

I think you have different friends than the rest of us do.

I have different eyes than the rest of you do.
But they're mine.

Which is why I cringe at the idea that I might want to look at something with different eyes.
Noes!!! These eyes are mine and I don't want to have to go through surgery just to try out someone else's, when the colour might not even suit me.

Same as keeping my eyes on someone; no thanks.
What if they don't wash their hands after going to the toilet?
And then they accidentally touch my eyes?

Far more hygienic to keep them where they are.

Sundae, you should always look through as many eyes as you can.

You'll see more.

Not that I do that...

...but, I should.

have a chat with Infi...she must have loads of spare hobo eyes in her freezer...

Bunyip, I hope you don't feel badly about this place. Sometimes the peeps here give me the shits too. some of them are arseholes imo. Most are pretty alright though.

I think most were just a bit shocked that Zen would just leave. Don't remember if I mentioned it, but my 16 yr old son is a member here (not that I think he ever visits these days) but personally I don't care if he does or not. I don't have secrets from the kids that I share with the rest of the world. I'm pretty sure he thinks he has secrets that he's keeping from me though. lol More fool him really, but that's kids for you. ;)

Thanks, Ali.You are beautiful. Zen does keep his cards close and I respect that.
It was a shock to me, too. I just hope he is OK, he probably would not appreciate me getting in touch ATM. I hope he keeps in contact with some of you by PM.

Ex-squeeze me? How do you think dead eyes will help my smiley-customer-facing-retail-position? Also I must needs draw your attention to my previous comment about surgery. You think I'll just pop mine out with a rusty spoon and sever the optic nerve?

Think again sistah.

Tried that once, after I spent the night with Mick Hucknell... Very painful. I still have ginger flashbacks.
You're right on that Bunyip.

But as Ali said, your circumstances are pretty uncommon. Usually we judge newbies purely on merit. Anything which appeared personal after Zen posted was based on the fact that we were losing him. He's one of the stalwarts here now.

I just realized the plot twist: Old Bunyip IS Zen.

Well, there was one confusing post where it sounded like he was talking to himself, or about himself in the third person. But I assumed I was just reading it wrong.

This is the post that confused me.

Bunyip was quoting Zen's original post.