It is doubtful. Elvis Presley died of fried banana sandwiches and uppers, Jimmy Hoffa died of ... well, let's just say he didn't swim too well in his new shoes.

His new cement shoes.

Mental midget is a common usage, and cannot be copyrighted. It can be trademarked, but only if you use it from some specific product, as in ..

"Mental Midget brand Steam Huffers! Cheap as free! Never Reformulated!

As they always say, you're only a Mental Midget away from huffing our steam!"

Raise a black flag containing a skull and two cross bones. Then you can use anything you want. Even medical marijuana and Canadian Viagra.

10 HOME
20 GET A$; "IS HUSBAND FATHER? (Y/N)"
30 IF A = "Y" THEN GOTO 500
40 GET B$; "IS BEST FRIEND FATHER? (Y/N)"
50 IF B="Y" THEN GOTO 600
60 PRINT "BABY IS PRODUCT OF MIDOCLORIAN CONCENTRATION. WILL BE MALE"
70 GOTO 4242
500 GET C$; "IS HUSBAND MALE? (Y/N)"
510 IF C$ = "Y", GOTO 900
520 IF C$ = "N", THEN GET {IP SIGNIFIER} FORWARD TO JERRYFALWELL@PROFAMILYAMERICA.ORG
530 PRINT = "PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME. SOMEONE WILL BE TO SEE YOU SHORTLY."
540 GOTO 900
600 GET D$; "IS BEST FRIEND AWARE THAT HE IS FATHER? (Y/N)"
610 IF D$ = "N" THEN PRINT "PLEASE CALL 1-800-96-JERRY"
620 GOTO 900
900 X$=RND{1-468}
910 IF X$ = 1, THEN PRINT "IT'S A GIRL!!"
920 IF X$ = 1, THEN GOTO 4242
930 PRINT "IT'S A BOY!!!"
940 PRINT "YOU BROKE YOUR ... ANKLE, ARM, LEG, ARM, HEAD, ARM, PRIDE, BIKE, ARM, LEG, TEETH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JUMP AGAIN? (Y/N)"
4242 END

is it sad that i actually understood that?

No, sad is your need to tell all of us you understand it, and then try to disguise your geek pride by calling it "sad".


Come on, say it with me, "I'm geek and I'm proud!".

*raises clenched fist in air (holding cordless mouse)*

wise mr. 8 ball..

Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name?

mr. 8 ball..
Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB

Fashion and Design are not the sorts of things that can be studied. You either have them, or you are straight.

And you, my friend, have them.

It is doubtful.


Seriously doubtful.

:lol:

You know, this seems more like Negrodamus from Chappelle's Show than Magic 8 Ball.

was that programming in BASIC?
because it's bringing back unfond memories of high school...

that programming was as close to BASIC as I can remember, having not worked with it in probably close to 20 years.

what is the meaning of cock?