not to mention the splinters!;)

Food or utensils I'm about to use touching my kitchen counter. Because my cat walks all over it...after walking on the floor...and in his litterbox...:greenface

:lol:

I prefer the biting stick to the cotton wool

Finding someone else's pubic hair as I unfold a "clean" hotel towel.

After a very tasty cup of hot joe at a diner, the person sitting in the facing bench tells you about the lipstick on your cup...sure enough, you turn it around and there it is...gross.

Any unidentified smell in the back of a taxi (that I didn't create). ;)

Hilary Clinton.

Limp & slightly moist handshakes.

And much, much more...

I must agree, if you are not going to give me a blow job you are about to be exterminated.

GASP! The secret is out!

TheMercenary is a Dalek!

There is absolutely nothing sinister about pink eyeshadow - it's all shimmery, pretty goodness.

hahahahahahaha @ roast beef veins!

What's really creepy:

- touching toilet paper when your fingers are pruned.
- people who like turnips.

M&Ms with hair.

Wear many sweaters with pockets?

Easily avoided if you stop shopping the Arnold Palmer men's section of the Sears Catalogue.

Corpse-pale lipstick like Paris Hilton's.

Creamed eggs. Just thinking about them makes me shudder.

on the commercials!

Welcome, Violet Haze.

Never mind M&Ms with hair -what about when you bite into a sandwich and the bit in your gob remains connected to the rest of it by the amazing unbreakable, undetachable from the food human hair. The one that looks like a record-breakingly long pube. So entrenched in the food that as you pull the remaining food away from your mouth, it yanks the bite you just took straight back out. Not that you wouldn't have spat it out anyway. barf. ick. yeuch . squirm.

How am I supposed to eat my egg mcmuffin now?

Doh!

That obviously flew right over my head :bonk: