See, the theme here, Cap'n, is that you list ways alphabetically. Like you should do one that starts with a W.

Like.... Whip it out whenever the boss asks if a package came for him.

See?

X - Xamin your bosses desk and decide what YOU DONT LIKE and end up throwing out important stuff he needs w/o realising and tell him your sorry for costing the company 1000s of dollars.... Then start laughing like a 2yo and demand a raise :D

Y

Yodel an entire presentation to a new client

Z

All this thinking is making my head hurt.

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Z. Zuul.

There is only Zuul

You know when you go into a grocery store and you here pages for staff ..."James in Maintenance, please come to customer service..."...? We're not very circumspect with our pages... We used to have an office manager called Dana. After a while (but only after a while) we tired of pages for her being followed by a page about there being no Dana..... Apparently employees visiting our store are horrified by our lack of respect for the Holy Paging System. Customers generally giggle though. The worst offender is the store director. Who sometimes pages himself.

Jumberlim killed the thread tho. Bye Thread.

AA

Approach boss
Ask him to fire you

BB

Borrow your bosses car keys and smash the car into a pole and exit the vechile before the cops get there thus leaving him with the big clean up bill;call him @ 2am and fill him in..

C

Copy your Cubemate's mileage sheets
Collect stupid prizes.

DD

Dose your bosses office in motor oil and call him snd say you left him a nice present...

E

Eavesdrop on the bosses

F

Fire almost everyone by forging the bosses name ona company letter.. When the boss comes in and you accidently forget to hide the letter you sent,start calling him every name you can think;demand a raise..... Seal the deal by ringing him at 2am and yelling :D

G

Gab about the boss to a person you thought was a friend, been that route....learned my LESSON.

H

Hey Dude, are you MIA....miss you guy.

Have a party in your bosses office and end up trashing the whole office :D

I