So, I went to the Doctor and he told me that I have Tom Jones Syndrome.

dismayed, I asked... 'Is that common?'

he said, " well, it's not unusual..."

Survivor, Texas-Style!
 

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"


The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," “George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

the british Top Gear did a southern-US adventure across the South. They at one point spray-paint eachother's cars with words and slogans... and ACTUALLY get run outta town, by burly and threatening men in a pickup truck, at an Alabama gas station.

I might try that one with a a bumper sticker "Proud to be French !"

Do you think my chances will be better ?

Depends on how big of a gun you have ;)

and how white your flag is.

THANK YOU. I totally needed to rewatch that. It's nice to remind myself sometimes why I don't take my little rainbow-bumper-stickered Subaru further south than Jersey.

That's something I don't want to be hearing at some isolated country gas station ! :3_eyes:

You need a magnetic "The South Will Rise Again" sticker to cover it up while you travel south.;)

I'll make sure to bring one. And I'll work to be fast on the draw.

In case discretion is required, a nice K-Bar should do it.

Saw this on the bearded collie forum and it made me smile. Probably one mainly for the Brits.

And nine months later they named her Baby Ruth