In days of old, when Knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented
They'd tie a sock around their cock, and babies were prevented.

I think that there is photographic proof.

Thank you for stopping right there.

What the everloving fuck?

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There is something really wrong with this.

I mean, I like ya. But...what?

I know.
I mean who can work out the Paleo diet but not the fucking photocopier?
All kinds of wrongness right there.

I think it's supposed to be a statement on how women are viewed in the workplace? Satire, surely.

I think I knew.
Profanic satire though. Like y'know, satfuck.

Maggie sucks at satire.

Gravdigr, that's priceless. You are by far my favorite contributor to this thread. Weird-O.

:3eye:

^That.

"You Have To Fucking Eat", with Bryan Cranston goodness.

The Grapefruit Technique



I don't really need to hear that sound she makes.

I might like feeling it, but, mute the sloppy Roto-Rooter sound fx. Kinda pulps my wood, if you're picking up what I'm laying down...

Also, grapefruit juice in the peehole!!!:shock:

Ha! to You have to fucking eat! Cranston is awesome.

The British version is narrated by Stephen Fry. Funny in a different way.

Dear God in Heaven, I laughed. And I laughed. And I fucking laughed.

And then, I laughed some more.

You see, I know a few guys just like these silly sons o' bitches.

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

A guy named John has caught himself in his zipper. At the local pub. In Ireland. Fook me, 'tis foony!