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xoxoxoBruce 12-14-2011 12:05 AM

He's posted that same video in several threads.

Elspode 12-14-2011 12:11 AM

I don't mean to seem excessively judgmental, but...might it not be time to send this gent packing?

GunMaster357 12-14-2011 06:05 AM

CHAOS: Chief Has Arrived On Scene

UncaDollas 12-14-2011 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 780045)
Hi Unca,
It's nice to see you post some words. I have to admit I don't look at videos too much on the Cellar, but I do read stuff.

So what's your game? Why are you posting videos? Are you trying to make money somehow? If you get enough people watching, can you put an ad up and make a little cash?

No, I'm not making any money on my videos. I dont believe I will ever make money with my videos, its just a hobby. I wouldn't sell advertising on youtube because I don't think some one would sit through an ad to watch them. I have posted several times over the last 3 years and there are many of them that not video posts. I apologize that I posted this particular video 3 times. They seemed like appropriate threads for the video. I found this video to be funny and thought I'd share it, maybe a little too over zealously. I enjoy message boards generally and I like this one specifically. I enjoy the other posters senses of humor and frequently read their posts. One of the reasons I may have gotten a little crazy with the video posts is that the Cellar has a particular way to successfully post a video that I actually learned recently and probably was trying to show off.
As far as it not being funny, I understand my humor isn't the same as every one else. If I bother to explain why I think it is funny, it loses all humor anyway, so I wont bother. Even though some of you want me banned at this point, I do appreciate that you looked at my posts and that some of you watched the video. Thank you.

glatt 12-14-2011 12:19 PM

Explaining a joke is one of the worst feelings in the world.

classicman 12-14-2011 01:34 PM

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One for Flint...

HungLikeJesus 12-14-2011 04:59 PM

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

http://us.mg6.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
http://us.mg6.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1
Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

http://us.mg6.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1


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My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.


http://us.mg6.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1

Ibby 12-14-2011 05:29 PM

images are broken at least on my end hlj. the joke holds up but theres just little broken jpg boxes.

HungLikeJesus 12-14-2011 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 780318)
images are broken at least on my end hlj. the joke holds up but theres just little broken jpg boxes.

Sorry, I copied it directly out of an e-mail. I see the images, but maybe they're linked on my computer somehow.

The only important one is the last one. Let me know if this works:

monster 12-14-2011 08:03 PM

oh, the iRony

Flint 12-16-2011 01:30 PM

The iRoning is delicious.

Nirvana 12-16-2011 02:28 PM

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Gravdigr 12-16-2011 02:49 PM

THE SCOTTISH COW.

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:

"My wife is from Scotland"

BigV 12-16-2011 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 780256)
Explaining a joke is one of the worst feelings in the world.

You get used to it.



Please don't ask me to explain.

TheMercenary 12-17-2011 07:26 AM

These are great! Best lost and found posters.

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