Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Call the police?

Oh.

No.

Noooo.

:bolt:

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That girl looks like she might smell funny.

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The pic, w/empty balloons, is from this thread. Here.

She looks like he's got Googly Eyes. I would take him in a hot second.

Monster! Do you got some 'splaining to do?:eyebrow:

Because the deer is male and the cat is female. Or the deer is a manager and the cat is a commodity.

This is me, this week, right now.

But we all know you can do it in spite of your trepidation. Yes you can, maybe not with the grace you'd like, but you can do it. ;)

http://themetapicture.com/media/funn...ooster-pet.jpg





Oh, wait. I thought this was the LOL Cocks thread . . . :o

I wave in your general direction, old friends. Howzit?

It goes well, how are you?

Better. Things have been kinda rough since I was here last, but I think the worst is behind me.

Worked at the pot store for a few years, until Oregon started selling recreational weed. This cut into our market by roughly half, so staffing and hours were cut. Eventually, I was down to 12 hours/week, at which point my folks in So Cal began to fail. Spent the last year or so taking care of everything that needed to be taken care of for them, and now :sniff: they're finally at rest.

This means I can return to my own life - and all you big adorable goobers here in the Cellar.






You've been warned. ;)

Have fun Glinda, we've been waiting for you.

Jeff Sessions may be "fixing" this problem--for everybody.

*sigh*

If anybody needs a good "stoning," it's Jeffy Sessions.

You're a good egg.

Sorry about your folks, Glinda. They were lucky to have you.

Glinda I'm glad you finally got to where you're at now :thumbsup:, but sorry the path was so unpleasant. :thumbsdn:

Thanks everyone. It's tough to be in a world without my folks in it, but they had good, long, lives and knew they were loved till the end. I was a big winner in the Parent Lottery.

Condolences on your parents, Glinda. That's gotta be tough.

What the fuck does bazinga mean, I've seen it once in a great while but no idea what it's about?

It's from a tv show. I don't watch it so I can't give you much to work with.

It's from The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon had been awake for days trying to figure out some science-y problem, and went off the rails. Leonard found him at a Chuck E. Cheese-type place using the balls in the ball pit to make larger atom models. Leonard went in after him, and Sheldon refused to be caught, taunting Leonard with the term Bazinga!:



AFAIK, this is the origin of the use of the word on the show, though Sheldon often used it when zinging someone with an joking insult.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.[/G.I. Joe]


ETA: There was about a half dozen of us watching it at the time it aired, and we were all stoned to the gills. I guess that's why it was so funny. It stuck with me.

OK, thanks.

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♪ ♫Christmas time's a-coming,♪ ♫
♪ ♫Christmas time's a-coming,♪ ♫
♪ ♫Christmas time's a-coming,♪ ♫
♪ ♫I know I'm going home♪ ♫

That's just enough decoration for the holidays, some folks don't know when to stop.

But that elk takes up so much of the living room...

Elk? What elk? All I see is a lumberjack.

♪ ♫Oh, I'm a lumberjack♪ ♫
♪ ♫And I'm OK♪ ♫
♪ ♫I sleep all night♪ ♫
♪ ♫And I work all day♪ ♫

♪ ♫He's lumberjack♪ ♫
♪ ♫And he's ok♪ ♫
♪ ♫He sleeps all night♪ ♫
♪ ♫And he works all day♪ ♫

Kitty!!!

Black Kitties Matter

:devil:

I said Kitties!

Ket!

I know what you were thinking.


Pervert, I like that in a person.