Want

How about a hand carved motorcycle?

hmmm.....

forget falling out of the ugly tree, that guy's riding it, every single branch

Pass.

Somebody is off their rocker...

Has the potential for comfort.

Very attractive.

Too masculine

We have a very similar chair and the armrests are surprisingly uncomfortable. The hard unforgiving armrests in contrast with the plush cushioning elsewhere.

This is the evidence burner glatt should have gotten. ;)

I like it!

Stairs have been around forever. Because of that designers and architects have always been trying to come with something cool and different.
But stairs have one basic function that doesn't change.

Another crotch table...

Hard to slip a noose over your head...