And they weren't trying to pull you down the toilet by your dick for a half hour, with you wife and neighbor pulling you the other way.

What kind of snake bit you? Dead snake.

Run away...

GAK!!!

I keep seeing that each time the thread gets bumped and freaking out just a little. Those shrooms are so cool!

In bright sunlight, with a bunch of friends... armed friends. :eek:

Caught about four pounds of nope in the groundhog trap...

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...and I shall call him Pepe. - :D

Actually, I'll have to call him long distance. I took him into the next county to release him. Literally, into the next county, about ten miles, I don't want to see that particular sumbitch again. Evah.

Little fella didn't smell at all. Really.

Momdigr came in that morning and said "There's something in the trap." I whooped for joy. And then she said "And it's not a groundhog. Or a rabbit. Or a possum." I said "Oh, no." Then she said "It has white on it." I went to check the trap, thinking/hoping she was wrong. I couldn't smell a skunk and thought "There's no way I'm four feet from a skunk and don't smell it.", so, I pulled the burlap back and liked to jumped outta my skin.

This skunk had managed to get about forty pounds of dirt into the trap before it sprung. No kidding. I guess he thought he was building himself a skunky little condo beside/under Popdigr's shed.

I looked around and Momdigr was like fifty feet away, and asked "Is it a skunk?", I replied "No, it's just a little kitty.", I was gonna say "...a polekitty.", but she was already well on her way to the house.:neutral:

I was riding in the truck with my father, winter, couple feet of snow, when about a mile from home there's my brother in the deep snow holding up a skunk by the tail.
Hey Pop, you gonna stop for dick?
Nope.
:haha:

Nightmare fuel, both of being, as well as seeing...

The horror, the horror...

I see what you did there. #marlon


in prev pic, I see the garroting action of the chain, but what do you think is the cause of all the fluids under the car?

Likely a puddle seeing everything is uphill from there. Might be runoff or maybe the fire department washed it down as a safety precaution, or to make the pieces of him less slippery to retrieve. :eyebrow:

Nope.

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Caught another 1½lbs. of nope just a bit ago (hour, or so). Skunks like corn on the cob.

Took him to the same place we took the other one...Far away.

This little feller was absolutely reeking. Popdigr caught a glancing blow of skunkspray on the side of his leg. P. Yew. Luckily, he was wearing long pants. The pants are a total loss, and the passenger side seat of GrandCherokeeOne may never be the same.:(

Since this little guy meant business, no pics. I think I know how bomb disposal guys feel now.

Nervous, very nervous.

My mother made me wash with tomato juice in the shower stall.