A thistle of Scots
A spray of Welsh
A shout of Orangemen
A genuflection of Catholics
A rummage of priests
An apology of English

A burger of Merkins
A starvation of models
A gag of presenters

A midget and a lesbian walk into a bar together... I forget how the rest of the joke goes, but your mother is a whore.

Full of Win.

A dose of Hedburg.

A rink of Ann Arborites.
A pool of Ann Arborites.

either is correct. :D

A youse of Chicagoans.

'Someone mucked up the storyline in my RP'

I laughed so hard.

OMG PONIES! I came back to see if anyone had anything to add and... WOOHOO! Had no idea we had created such a monster!

P.S. What's a zamboni of Canadians?

P.P.S. What's the collective noun for bankers? A wunch.

I hesitate to add more after your contributions, but I just thought of these:

a bounce of Czechs

a barge of Poles

an inquisition of Spanish

a flatpack of Swedes

zam-BO-ni (n.) - A machine used to resurface ice for skating.

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the

greatest political sages this country has ever known.

Enjoy the following:

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1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.


2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.


3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.

Neither works.


4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.


5. Always drink upstream from the herd.


6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.


7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it

and put it back into your pocket.


8. There are three kinds of men:

The ones that learn by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence

and find out for themselves.


9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


10. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then

to make sure it's still there.


11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.


12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.

He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying

about your age and start bragging about it.



Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.



Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.



Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,

think of Algebra.


Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.



Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.



Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it's such a nice change from being young.



Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.



Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.



Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,

it was called witchcraft.

Today it's called golf.



And, finally ~

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,

you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.

A haggis of dwellars
a mouthful of dwellars

a pod of priests
a mountain of Nepalese
a gag of bulemics
a vault of poles

a gag of bulimics. :lol2: