Started to put this in 'Questionable Headlines', but decided not to take the chance...

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ETA: Wait, are they on the same team? Ball team, I mean.

That editor has a sense of humor.

Is she out?

um what?

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Wow. Really?

Terrifying.

Holy cow. I went and looked it up, because I was hoping he said it maybe back in the 80s, or even the 90s... but no. He said it in January of 2012. At least we can be comforted that he is only a state senator, and only from Tennessee. Probably not the most offensive thing to be said by a politician in that state, anyway.

Why can't people like that ever get a tap on the noggin from a little lead buddy when they appear in public?

Because they are clearly no threat to go any further. That QUOTE is his career's little lead buddy.

Great euphemism, by the way.

No further, he'll just stay there gerrymandering to make sure like minded assholes do go further. :(

I'll just leave this here. Bizarre doesn't even come close...

Urgh. It's like Aphex Twin on soma.

I won't be scsbfuubscribing.

W.T.F.F???

That might have made sense if I was STONED.