I remember an insult from an old book of insults I had when I was a kid:

You're on the sixth day of your 5 day deodorant.

To what did that refer? This:

Not if you washed it off.:(

I put a bit on after the shower last night. The antiperspirant aspect is more the concern. My pits smell like roses.

Dear Universe, please just stop, OK? Whatever it is you want I don't understand and I'm too far past caring.

Sounds like someone is having a Gravdigr Day™.:(

Hope it gets better.:comfort:

My son brought his middle school yearbook home today. He was showing me where he appeared as a little speck in various group pictures. But my eye was drawn to all the stuff people were signing in his book. Apparently he somehow got the nickname HAGS because many of the notes were addressed that way. I didn't want to pry, but I was curious, so I asked him about it. He ignored me at first and didn't answer me, changing the subject. So I dropped it for a minute as we talked about something else in the book. But I asked again, and that's when he rolled his eyes and told me it means Have A Good Summer.

Oops.

anonymous has a split personality

Maybe more of a Splattered Personality?

Not sure where to put this, and I'm not sure if it's a good idea to say it in Facebook either. However, I just want to say it somewhere. The other day, Bruce's co-worker showed him a flyer of an organization that calls for violence not just towards the police but also to firefighters. They claim firefighters are as bad as the police. Bruce's co-worker just wanted him to be aware. I was relieved that Bruce is not a policeman. We live in a small town that adjoins other small towns. I'm not scared for Bruce's safety, but it does make me nervous. Society is going crazy.

Fear mongering.

LMFAO!!!