No, I don't ever drive after drinking that much.

Ever masturbated in a car while driving?

Yes. It will actually keep you awake if you have to drive all night :redface:

Have you ever masturbated the driver of a car which was going 70 miles per hour?

errr..No

Ever been masturbated by a passenger whilst driving at 112kms per hour ?

No, my fares prefer to pay me in cash, although I do give them the option.

Ever pictured your parents having sex?

i have it framed in my room. it was of course the moment that i was fused into existance

ever SEEN your parents having sex? but not with each other?

Yes. Well, just mom (parents are divorced). I would give anything to delete that image from my brain.

Ever had sex in your parents bed?

Parts of me.

Ever played strip trivia on long road trips?

yes.

ever hit a tree at nearly 100km/h because you stuggled to get your tshirt off while playing strip trivia on a long road trip?

No.

Ever do the busboy (or, busgirl) in the giant walk-in freezer?

no

Ever ridden a bicycle for 100miles or more? in one hit/day?

no

ever given an old person a sponge bath?

No.

Ever been given a medical sponge bath by something really attractive?

No.

Ever walked barefoot on a Caribbean beach?

no

have you ever been naked in public?