Harass is not two words

:lol2:

*chuckles*

I like that one.

but Her ass is.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, see, at first I was like "huh WHAAAAA?" then when it was all explained to me I was like "HAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAAAAAAA!" Not exactly like that but almost like that. Maybe minus a 'ha'.

:)

Q. What is the cheapest meat?

A. Deer balls, there under a buck.

Oh, that's ƒucking ƒunny!!!:lol2:

variant: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

For our foreign readers:

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.They get along so well that they decide to go
to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then
washes his hands.He then takes off his trousers and again washes his
hands.The girl has been watching him and says:"You must be a dentist."The
guy, surprised, says:"Yes .... How did you figure that out?""Easy.." she
replies, "you keep washing your hands". One thing leads to another and they
make love. After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."The
guy, now with an inflated ego, says:"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you
figure that out?"

The girl replies:....."Didn't feel a thing."

An old woman is riding an elevator in a lavish store when a beautiful woman gets in the
elevator, smelling of perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Another beautiful woman gets on the
elevator, and turns to her and says, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"The old woman is
about to get off the elevator but before she leaves, she looks both women in the eye,
farts and as the door closes behind her says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound"

:lol:

Pfizer Corp. (PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do." Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

Recommendation: BUY

Mmmm...Hedberg.

Not sure where this belongs but I found it funny.


TO ALL GIRLS . . . who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice - " Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-a…z, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az & especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz