What's the difference between a poor golfer and a poor skydiver?

One of them goes "Thwack!... shit."

And that's when he went to the drycleaners.

And that's when she ate two tylenol.

What?...What?...What?

you. Bastard.

Get off my lawn.

damn bi'focals !!


( this message is too short and so is your mama. )

I try not let an opportunity to make fun of da popo go by, but, I guess I should give 'em equal time...occasionally.

#16 Ouch.

dang, I gotta learn to read slower
I opened this thread up thinking the title was

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You haven't felt good ones then. trust me. silicone does not feel like a bag of sand. the saline ones are too hard.... they feel like a muscle. but good new ones... yeah.. close your eyes, and you cannot tell the difference. they taste like vanilla, too!

Meanwhile in London