Last I remember was that he was getting divorced. That was months or mebbe a year ago tho.

It seems like a trend in the Cellar. Someone should collect statistics.

The Cellar is a reflection of the world.

The world is a reflection of the Cellar.

HEY! Take that to the philosophy forum. :3_eyes:

All the world's a Cellar.

or maybe the drama section.

85% of all statistics have been collected.

Except on the internet, where 15% have been collected and 85% pulled out of somebody's ass. :haha:

hehe

Huh. Same old shit.

Missed many of you...
Still not coming back. Good luck t'yall.

liar

Where in the world is kerosene?

let's send Match to find out

DanaC, I thought of you this morning because I saw an announcement that Dana C. Christensen (DanaCC) was just appointed Deputy Director at one of the US National Labs.

Har! She's a clone. We're slowly spreading and taking over the world.

That particular DanaCC is a he.

Then a subpar clone of the REAL DanaC, methinks. You just can't get good clones these days.

What can i say...the cloning process is far from perfect...

Would a clone of DanaC be called CloniC?

It's a shame that Pie didn't hang around long enough for us to ask her what she thought about mansouryar's wormhole development research.

What happened to LumberJim?

Dang. *Shuffles off to mope*

JimHelm

Aww great, you smartasses broke my brain. Now I'm gonna have to call out from work tomorrow.

Thanks Monster.

I thought the tenth digit already did that.

Pardon if everyone already knows - but where the hell is Sundae? Surely not on another sex tour already??

I've been wondering the same and rather hoping she was just way too busy what with her class and all.....

....or she could be preparing her dancing shoes for Thatcher.....

Funny. I was thinking the same thing last night. Came in here just now to post my own APB for the Sunsta.

My shoes are already polished and prepped.

Explain this?

I don't like change.

same poster, new moniker. you're welcome.

Whatever happened to Cowhead?

see wtf nsfw thread

ouch, that was bad.

sorry. it was fresh in my mind

(the cow's too...)

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?


It's ass.

Who is cowhead?

one of my favorites.

That and "What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?"

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Where has Grimlock been?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idear

also one on my favorites. In fact we've probably now covered my entire joke repertoire. :D

Pilau's favourite joke:

Did you hear about the dog with no nose?

A dog without nose? How does he smell?

Terrible!

yeah, I save that one for the first-graders

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you?

Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

What's brown and sticky?



A stick!

I only came back to see if you missed me :)
Nope - been having computer troubles.
And interviews.... I HAVE A JOB!

I put it in the Happy Thread.
Half Term at the moment, but I've had a lousy stinking stupid stinking cold.
And Mum came back from multiple trips and holidays (jealous!) and needed to catch up on her backlogged email. That woman corresponds with most of the Soth of England I think.

Anyway, pleased to be back.
And to be missed.

yay!

No, that just caused it to recoil in distaste.

Sundae!!! *cheers*

didn't you change from blue58 to blue?

I just don't feel like lumberjim so much anymore, that's all. maybe one day I'll forget what I've learned recently and start using it again, who knows. This name is to remind me to be personally accountable for what I say. richlevy pointed this out once, and I think it's good. for me..... for now.

Well, I thought you got tired of lumbering around and went to the gym instead... :)

What happened to Regular Joe? Last visit December last year.

He stopped taking Metamucil, now he's irregular.

Yeah, he was an interesting dude. Was anyone close to him?

I believe Large Joe and Supersize Joe were good friends of his.

And Joe-tunda!

Did he ever get his care package?

Well, it wasn't returned or anything. He disappeared from the Cellar roughly around the time he should have gotten it I think.

he must've been a reincarnation of mockingbird then..... :lol:

There are a number of plausible explanations in a war zone. :(