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Kagen4o4 06-13-2006 04:58 PM

anyone that is stupid enough to buy that is stupid enough to still face it to their head like a normal gun and just scare the shit out of themselves or kill someone

capnhowdy 06-13-2006 05:30 PM

go ahead and post, bdrewen

wolf 06-14-2006 10:50 PM

Only a few years later did the Germans realize it was much more economical to extract the gold teeth before you buried someone.

Ibby 06-15-2006 04:25 PM

Here Be Dragons, eh? Is your plant downriver from a nuclear waste storage site?

Elspode 06-15-2006 04:32 PM

Nah, Homeland Security is just getting really creative with their patrols.

JayMcGee 06-15-2006 05:59 PM

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When You Are In Deep Trouble...
Look Straight Ahead...
Keep Your Mouth Shut...
& Say Nothing!!!

footfootfoot 06-15-2006 07:33 PM

waht no goolge earth?

Kagen4o4 06-15-2006 09:10 PM

i like it jay

RellikLaerec 06-15-2006 11:22 PM

Now this is kind of kewl!
http://media1.compfused.com/comp/gallery/cans012.jpg

Here is a link to a bunch more like this
They are completely made out of cans! Someone has a bit too much time on thier hands :))

Kagen4o4 06-16-2006 02:42 AM

old IoTD Rellik

Cyclefrance 06-16-2006 05:21 AM

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It's either here or the humour thread - not for sensitive Germans, and probably released because it's the World Cup in Germany - from a local brewery (the brewer and the beer are both genuine - actually the beer is quite a nice pint) and no need for further comment really:

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Cyclefrance 06-16-2006 06:10 AM

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Two more:

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Cyclefrance 06-16-2006 06:16 AM

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And there's more...

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Cyclefrance 06-16-2006 06:17 AM

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...even more...

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Cyclefrance 06-16-2006 06:19 AM

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...and finally...

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Elspode 06-16-2006 01:56 PM

So I'm guessing they aren't targeting the German market with this product?

Kagen4o4 06-16-2006 06:40 PM

lol not for kuntz

capnhowdy 06-16-2006 07:41 PM

or Krauss

skysidhe 06-17-2006 02:31 AM

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Hippopot...0Nijlpaard.jpg

skysidhe 06-17-2006 09:24 AM

eww Bruce. I didn't think you could top the ugly Zark photos. You did.


ugg. it's hard to look at..Is that a mask? Maybe he was the one who got sat on by the hippo.

richlevy 06-17-2006 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe
ugg. it's hard to look at..Is that a mask? Maybe he was the one who got sat on by the hippo.

Yes it's a mask. You can tell if you look at the eyes.

The Spitfire ads are priceless. I loved the "Downed all over Kent" poster. I also noted the resemblence of the "Victoria Cross" model to Victoria Beckham aka (Posh Spice) and wife of soccer star David Beckham.

Kagen4o4 06-18-2006 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
btw, the hippo ain't a hippo.


the head is too small

York 06-18-2006 07:05 AM

Or the butt too big? :) A mask? Hèhè, why people wonder? Because of the realness of the double mouth! :rolleyes:

skysidhe 06-18-2006 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy
Yes it's a mask. You can tell if you look at the eyes.

yep, and the mouth. I didn't actually see the eyes. Thanks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
btw, the hippo ain't a hippo.

what is it then pray tell?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
the head is too small

Its mouth is closed so it makes the head look small?

Quote:

Originally Posted by York
Or the butt too big?

That's because it's out of the water?




I am feeling sympathy for the hippo right about now. It was probably a doubting thomas under him too. "mocking' Hey you ain't a hippo. Your butt's too big, your heads too small * splat *

York 06-18-2006 01:04 PM

Or a nice pair a stuffed pants and boots called " Johannes and Petrus" :D :p

capnhowdy 06-18-2006 07:54 PM

& i actually thought I was gonna be able to call bs on you. Damn.... chance of a lifetime.

limey 06-19-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Nope, I'm wrong.
It appears to be a pygmy hippo.:blush:

Sitting on a pygmy?

John 06-19-2006 10:56 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../hornet_05.jpg

http://ueba.net/hosted_pages/Huge-Hornet-20060612

skysidhe 06-19-2006 11:07 AM

no biggie bruce.... ....I don't care. Some of us creatures DO look diffrent out of the water and with our mouths closed. :)
ok, it's a pigmy hippo. * wink wink*





check out these tracks..... wow....


http://www.summitpost.org/images/original/185785.jpg





@ John.
I saw that bee before. Incredible!

Shawnee123 06-19-2006 03:47 PM

Is that bee for real?:vomit:

Kagen4o4 06-19-2006 04:18 PM

@ Skysidhe, we've had that pic before too

Gromitspapa 06-19-2006 04:23 PM

It's good to know, Kagen, that you're on the alert here to point out if a picture's been posted before. IMO, some of the pictures and comments you post would be better if never posted at all.

Kagen4o4 06-19-2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gromitspapa
It's good to know, Kagen, that you're on the alert here to point out if a picture's been posted before. IMO, some of the pictures and comments you post would be better if never posted at all.


like this one?

FUCK YOU!

should that have not been posted?
IMO, keep your opinions to yourself. i mearly stated i had seen the picture before and that it was on the Cellar. i did not say that a picture is not allowed to be posted twice. or that everyone should check the entire cellar before posting any picture or comment just to make sure we dont double up on anything.

if you dont like my posts. then please, keep reading them so you get more annoyed with each passing moment.

FFS.

Trilby 06-19-2006 06:08 PM

hey...I...I like Kagen.

Whassa matter?

calabasa 06-19-2006 06:26 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Kagen4o4 06-19-2006 06:32 PM

hehehe i think i went over the top. but it was fun.

Gromitspapa 06-19-2006 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
like this one?

FUCK YOU!

should that have not been posted?
IMO, keep your opinions to yourself. i mearly stated i had seen the picture before and that it was on the Cellar. i did not say that a picture is not allowed to be posted twice. or that everyone should check the entire cellar before posting any picture or comment just to make sure we dont double up on anything.

if you dont like my posts. then please, keep reading them so you get more annoyed with each passing moment.

FFS.

Yep. Just like that one.

Obviously, you understand it's not realistic to make sure an image isn't a duplicate. So, you're just pointing out an image has been posted before? Right. You're just being a dick.

And you're right. I am tired of reading your posts. Your total lack of wit in the "Word Association" thread bugs the shit out of me. So, good idea. I'll block your retarded posts by putting you on my ignore list.

Kagen4o4 06-20-2006 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gromitspapa
Yep. Just like that one.

Obviously, you understand it's not realistic to make sure an image isn't a duplicate. So, you're just pointing out an image has been posted before? Right. You're just being a dick.

And you're right. I am tired of reading your posts. Your total lack of wit in the "Word Association" thread bugs the shit out of me. So, good idea. I'll block your retarded posts by putting you on my ignore list.


riiiiight. good luck with that. anyway, seeing as though i didnt know you existed before. i guess i'll just keep on not caring. actually, try posting something from time to time that doesnt involve trying to have a go at me, that way i might be able to see just how witty your posts can be.

RellikLaerec 06-20-2006 01:06 AM

Ya know... Who really gives a rats behind if the picture has been posted before.... Some people might not of seen it somewhere else. Somepeople don't want to look at every single post in every thread just to make sure a picture hasnt been posted. I posted one that was in the IoTD thread but meh. I forgot that it was there. And right now, I don't want to see this thread locked because someone is having a hissy fit.
Kagen4o4, if someone repost a pic in here of a picture that was probably posted 20 years on this site, ya don't really have to point it out so bluntly. Chill. Say something like "yea that pic was posted once before, but still a great picture!" Maybe provide a link to the original :) Just offering a suggestion. I have a crap load of WTF type of pictures and would love to post them, but some have been posted before and I don't know if others that I have have been cause I'm not going to spend several hours just browsing throu threads. Anyway... Here is a WTF from me :)
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...mercostume.jpg
Cant wait for the movie next year!

Kagen4o4 06-20-2006 02:09 AM

*sigh*
who cares if i said it had been posted before. maybe then people can search the cellar forums and find more information on it. whatever, who cares? why are people making such a big deal out of it? theres nothing worse than someone pointing out that someone pointed out it had been posted before.

and yes the movie should be damn good. apparently they are getting the original actors for the voices.

skysidhe 06-20-2006 02:21 AM

rolling emotions
 
:unsure: :corn: :noevil:

skysidhe 06-20-2006 02:28 AM

comic relief
 
http://www.collegeboredom.com/pics/A...it_%284%29.jpg

Trilby 06-20-2006 06:00 AM

It's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

footfootfoot 06-20-2006 09:38 AM

I'd like to block the retarded posts as well, but then none of my posts show up.

And FYI Kagen, you aren't the first person to post "fuck you" to someone, mr. originality.

:D;)

skysidhe 06-20-2006 11:21 AM

haha guys and your funny posts. ....hey, who says "ha ha isn't witty banter". :)



I'll argue with that right about now.




http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads.../unusual10.jpg

dar512 06-20-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe
haha guys and your funny posts. ....hey, who says "ha ha isn't witty banter". :)

That was me.

I never did get the hang of rhetorical questions.

John 06-20-2006 03:18 PM

http://pics.livejournal.com/fortysevenbteg/pic/0003h6sb

I love the puppystomping horse.

skysidhe 06-20-2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512
That was me.

I never did get the hang of rhetorical questions.

It wasn't quite rhetorical. I always think of it when I post 'haha' :blush:
Quite witty dar.


Quote:

Originally Posted by John

I love the puppystomping horse.


I did too although I grew up with horses I still thought it was funny.


Is that clip from the new superman?

glatt 06-20-2006 04:30 PM

A minor quibble with the superman clip. A bullet wouldn't behave that way, even assuming superman is real. It's going as fast as a speeding bullet when it hits Supe's eye and flattens like a pancake. OK, I'll buy that. They have to show it in slow motion so us mere mortals can see it. But then it falls to the ground equally quickly, and the bad guy tilts his head down to track it as it falls. No way could the bad guy move his head that fast, and no way would the bullet drop that fast.

If this clip was internally consistent, you would see the bullet move slowly to Supe's eye, flatten and then hover there for a minute or so until gravity slowly started to pull it to the ground. The bad guy's head movement would be imperceptible.

Gromitspapa 06-20-2006 04:55 PM

Looks to me like the falling down part of that clip reverted back to normal speed.

Happy Monkey 06-20-2006 04:59 PM

Not quite, but a lot closer to normal speed than the first part.

I think I'd expect more riccochet than that, though.

Kagen4o4 06-20-2006 09:40 PM

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1510/javelin8ch.jpg

zippyt 06-20-2006 09:51 PM

I call Bull SHIT !!!

Whear did you find this ????

Kagen4o4 06-20-2006 11:49 PM

ive had it on my comp for ages. i dont know of its authenticity.

RellikLaerec 06-21-2006 12:14 AM

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6.../mytoilet2.jpg

A typical day at work for me :)

wolf 06-21-2006 12:18 AM

We don't get the illusion of a door. We just stand under the open hole and wait for the bad news to drop.

bigw00dy 06-21-2006 06:12 AM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76...h/image018.jpg

footfootfoot 06-21-2006 09:37 AM

frist crib death and now this.

capnhowdy 06-21-2006 03:25 PM

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rkzenrage 06-21-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
Not quite, but a lot closer to normal speed than the first part.

I think I'd expect more riccochet than that, though.

Depends... there is a field around him, that is why his clothes are always protected. It may act as a dampener.
Someone kill me.


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