The Cellar: We post as dumb.

Yebbut our average went WAY down after some losers from VD.com came over and a few stuck. I must say it collectively went up though since a couple have left.

VD. com lol. I love that.

Is this a reference to something? If not, I don't get the humor.

It's a reference to a comment Tiki made over on PD about the Cellar. Someone who'd been here from there said she couldn't find any interesting threads and apparently al we talk about is stuff like Things to do with a Piano etc. I suggested that there is actually quite a wide variety of discussion types and topics and some o fthem are interesting, some deep, some shallow, some silly, some serious.

Tiki's response was:

Oh...and this one directed specifically at me:

So.... Shawnee's post is just a bit chain yanking around the general theme of us being dumbass fucktards who are too stupid for the superbrained tiki to bear.

Ah.

Well I'm glad to see that Tiki has kept to the high road and not gone all bitter and judgmental.

STILL
:BITING TONGUE:

"Shut your supperating stink-hole, lying whore."

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The Cellar: We're smarter than you know we are.

The Cellar: You're smarter than we think you are

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The Cellar: More enlivening than Pop Rocks up the poop-chute

The Cellar: Is no substitute for Rutger Hauer.

Damn straight! Woof!

Pilau - give Dana her keyboard back. goo boy yes whosa gooboy??

Be nice or we'll send Rutger Hauer to give you a 24th century, android style ass-whoopin.

Bring him on - Sly Stallone and I are waiting - impatiently.

*grins*

S'ok. I gots me a Timelord in the wings just in case...

Whoa, whoa, hang on a second--you'd take Rutger Hauer over David Tennant?


Pah. And to think I thought I knew you.

No. No I'm afraid if it was a choice then Tennant would win any day of the week. He was waiting in the wings to kick Sly's ass that's all :P

I don't care whether Tennant can take Hauer, as long as he takes me first.

Ahem....I think you'll find there's a queue.

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The Cellar: It's a streetlight.

The Cellar: We'll make you shit a midget.

The Cellar: We've got The Elephant Man's skeleton, and now Michael Jackson's.

The Cellar: We gave the "Boy In The Bubble" a staph infection.

The Cellar: Our dolphin salad is 100% tuna free.

The Cellar: Goes great with sauerkraut!

The Cellar: Rarely coherent but cute as a bug.

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The Cellar: The more that you fear us, the bigger we get

The Cellar: More human than human

The Cellar: We're gonna stand at the top of the world and challenge the heavens

The Cellar: We'll have a Sanka and a fish sandwich.

The Cellar: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Grandma, are you sure this is right?"

The Cellar: Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?

The Cellar: Thermite would be useful for disposing of corpses in a clandestine fashion, but so is lye and a hotel bathtub.

The Cellar: It wasn't me. It wasn't the dog. You farted.

The Cellar: There's a new pubic shampoo being marketed to women married to midgets. It's called "Gee, Your Cunt Smells Terrific"

The Cellar: Nothing says lovin' like an exercise bench and a roll of duct tape.

The Cellar: Where there's a drunk online 24/7

The Cellar: It all depends on what the definition of The is

The Cellar: Will hand your asshat to you

The Cellar: Now with more NERF.

Actually that's a cat hat.

Nah, this is a cat hat. :D

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Cat%20Hat.jpg

Here's the severe weather version:

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...als/cathat.jpg

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The Cellar: Because there's nothing good on TV

The Cellar: It's not that we don't like you - OK, it IS because we don't like you

The Cellar: If you are reading this, you should be working

The Cellar: We know where you hide your porn

The Cellar: This is Abuse. Complaints are down the hall.

The Cellar: we can argue about ants carrying a potato chip.

;)

The Cellar: Ceiling cat is watching you post naked pictures of yourself.

The Cellar: The Switzerland of the Internet...mostly neutral, and plenty of chocolate.

The Cellar: How can we like you if you don't make fun of yourself?

I love you. :D

The Cellar: Will go (a) ballistic; (b) postal; (c) medieval; (d) all of the above; (f) none of the above

The Cellar: Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

The Cellar: All your cucumbers are belong to us.

The Cellar: Where a tagline about urine can last for weeks

Oh good god damn

Urine for it now :lol:

Meh, go with the flow.

Are you taking the piss?

The Cellar: Tonight's special is bacon-wrapped whale penis in a bucket

Please sir, may I have s'more? :blush:

This is an all-you-can-eat buffet. go ahead.

but no doggy-bags.

oh wait...


we're all out of that...

...may i suggest the.....

EAD sandwich?:p

I think you might prefer the Cockles

Or something from the Sub-Cockle region?

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The Cellar: We'll call you.

Great thread Glinda. :)

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