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Right there. I dripped some tan paint and it looks like buttah

Saltless?

...the hell?

OMG, unsalted butter is the BEST. I could eat it with a wooden spoon.

I didn't start having it for health reasons, although I am really surprised it's not an option in hospital (if they can manage kosher meals, surely they can have a few pats of unsalted butter for patients on low-sodium regimes?!) I had it when I went to school in France at 15. It was the norm there. Is not a rubbish substitute, it has it's own distinctive flavour and is wonderful.

Docs said I was backed up with fluid and to go saltless. Whoa is me I was doomed. One of my granddaughters suggested saltless salt, cause I am not to smart sometimes. I have already lost 9 lbs. I cooked a deer stew with saltless salt and the salt eaters thought it was great and it is gone. Our hospital has that imitation butter that tastes like white glue. Gravs the arrow should be pointing to the left at that D cup. My son LJ is on the diet for his wedding. Me too. I have a pair of C cups. Damn how did this shitt happen?

tarheel

And all I get for years of estrogen replacement is B cups?

Pass the butter, please! I've been doing it wrong all this time!

Hmmm, are you thin too, Pamela? I have loved all shapes, sizes and colors of women. Thirty nine all together including two wives. I once had one so ugly my friends had their hands on their foreheads. One had green eyes and short red hair. I was the ugly one. Made her look better. All wanted to marry me... The point is that we all got along great. One of my granddaughters has a pair of 44 melons. Her back hurts. Think of a pair of heavy earrings. She has been saving to get them cut down. Pamela I bet you have enough to sit on my Harley.

tarheel

Tip of the iceberg.

Naughty naughty, somebody gave me the high sign on Pamela.

tarheel

lol The high sign? really? I'm flattered.

I eat a rather poor diet and lead a sedentary life most of the time. Therefore, I have cultivated quite a muffin top to my consternation. Eventually, I plan to get back to swimming and lose it and get my sexy bod back.

Danny & I did our civic duty.

Poor Danny, got photobombed by the ugly fucker again. :p:

Ouch. :(

You know I jest... consistently. :lol:

beautiful day out for it. Danny always makes me smile. He kind of looks like Eli Manning.

Yes he does! (I googled)

And wtf, classic, how is it that you are looking younger? Do you have a fucked up old picture of yourself tucked away in the attic?