Dieter says: Now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!

Filling in for Merc?

Exactly!!

**extra** careful, otherwise, I'd've been injured. Injured bad.

Classic isn't going to shoot me. He already posted that he can "get upstairs to his gun". That's a long way. He's also a responsible gun owner. That means that he has his weapons locked in a gun safe or has trigger locks on them, so those who shpuldn't have access don't have access.

Oh look, he just got back from the range and it's on his living room table.

If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door, unless you're a moron.

Wait! What? Classic has suddenly become a serial killer or maybe a mass murderer? :eek: Did somebody find a stock pile of AK47's and vials of ebola virus in his basement?

Gee, he always seemed so quiet and well mannered. Such a nice young man. It's hard to believe. You just can't trust anyone anymore these days. ;)

Thats when you get the baseball bat. After a couple whacks I'll have all the time I need to make coffee.

So you admit that you don't use your gun to protect yourself from home invasion. I accept your apology.

No, I never said it was the first line of my defense.

Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this.

Or maybe he has them out cleaning them and he's just finished the job...and then you knock on the door, after a day of telling him what a dick he is, and he's just had enough.

So he smiles a small smile to himself and thinks about how fate works in mysterious ways as he steadily walks towards the door, knowing the bane of his existence is waiting for him on the other side...

...to be continued...

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

No pleasure. I'm compelled to debunk foolish thinking.

And he killed the UPS man, goes to jail, and anyone who was counting on him for food, clothing, shelter, etc, is fucked.

... and confirms that he has killed a menacing Landshark, which he recognized through the closed door when he heard it say "Telegram." The President later awarded him the Medal of Freedom and sent him a candygram.

Widespread gun ownership immediately preserves property and earning capacity -- for the dead do no work and earn no bucks, life insurance settlements being quite another matter, not part of earning -- to the tune of US$2.5BN each year in the United States alone. See John Lott.

There's also the little matter of its being the only known societal vaccination against genocides.

Pretty well buttfucks the ideas of the hoplophobic ragers against self-defense. Which article q.v. in the JPFO website.