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I laughed.

Then I felt bad.

Is this supposed to make us jump to the Suspended Animation thread ?


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Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with an std?




A: A quarter pounder with cheese

Redneck Paw and Redneck Son sharing a bath
Redneck Son says " Paw this wanking is great fun"
"Yup" says Redneck Paw "And when you're older you get to use your own cock"

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?




A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

There's a visual for ya...

What's the difference between Obama and his aunt?

No seriously what's the difference.

Two Gynaecology Students were sitting in the canteen after morning classes having a coffee when one turned to the other and said" well you know it's funny we get to examine women of ages in their 20's to 40's amd from 50's to 60's but never any older say in their 70's and 80' an maybe even older,why is that"?
The other student looked at him in complete disbelief "My God man are you completely sick, fuck have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie"?


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ahahhahah

very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?

Q: Why does every space agency send women in space?




A: They weigh less than a dishwasher.

lol

Is that from Jimmy Carr?

I don't know...

I got it in french and did the translation...

hahahaha I know this funny is the most for me! Thank for the post of yours!

snorting out loud, at work.