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classicman 06-08-2010 10:28 AM

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TheDaVinciChode 06-08-2010 11:10 AM

I laughed.

Then I felt bad.

GunMaster357 06-09-2010 05:05 AM

Is this supposed to make us jump to the Suspended Animation thread ?


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GunMaster357 06-09-2010 10:22 AM

Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with an std?




A: A quarter pounder with cheese

be-bop 06-11-2010 06:22 PM

Redneck Paw and Redneck Son sharing a bath
Redneck Son says " Paw this wanking is great fun"
"Yup" says Redneck Paw "And when you're older you get to use your own cock"

GunMaster357 06-13-2010 04:13 AM

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?




A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

Gravdigr 06-13-2010 05:19 AM

There's a visual for ya...

classicman 06-14-2010 11:48 PM

What's the difference between Obama and his aunt?

No seriously what's the difference.

be-bop 06-15-2010 05:08 PM

Two Gynaecology Students were sitting in the canteen after morning classes having a coffee when one turned to the other and said" well you know it's funny we get to examine women of ages in their 20's to 40's amd from 50's to 60's but never any older say in their 70's and 80' an maybe even older,why is that"?
The other student looked at him in complete disbelief "My God man are you completely sick, fuck have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie"?


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crazybuoy 06-16-2010 01:49 AM

ahahhahah

very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?

GunMaster357 06-16-2010 07:29 AM

Q: Why does every space agency send women in space?




A: They weigh less than a dishwasher.

DanaC 06-16-2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 662722)
Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?




A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

lol

Is that from Jimmy Carr?

GunMaster357 06-18-2010 10:23 AM

I don't know...

I got it in french and did the translation...

Flint 06-18-2010 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybuoy (Post 663451)
ahahhahah

very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?

hahahaha I know this funny is the most for me! Thank for the post of yours!

Shawnee123 06-18-2010 11:32 AM

snorting out loud, at work.


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