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HungLikeJesus 06-16-2010 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 663410)
That's something to do with a burning bush, isn't it?

That was Cheney.

Trilby 06-16-2010 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 663378)
I thought that was scorching your grove -

It does both.

Clodfobble 07-07-2010 10:43 PM

So I'm taking defensive driving online, and I was surprised to discover that a childhood friend is the hostess of my 6-hour video. Then, a few minutes in, they interviewed one of my college professors... I'm waiting with baited breath to see if I know anyone else in this dang thing.

Lamplighter 07-07-2010 11:33 PM

My granddaughter has been living with her aunt who is a trauma nurse.
The g-daughter got a ticket for not wearing her seat belt.
The g-daughter has to take a 3-hr course on driving safety.
Guess who teaches the course...

HungLikeJesus 07-08-2010 12:33 AM

Tonight I'm just mildly amusing myself.

Griff 07-08-2010 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 669341)
My granddaughter has been living with her aunt who is a trauma nurse.
The g-daughter got a ticket for not wearing her seat belt.
The g-daughter has to take a 3-hr course on driving safety.
Guess who teaches the course...

:)

Lamplighter 07-11-2010 10:13 AM

This morning I finally understood the true difference between men and women in the way they communicate:

Wife: Bill, come watch TV with me
Bill: Sits down on the couch

Wife: Would you like a cup of coffee ?
Bill: No, I just finished a cup

significant pause...

Wife: Well, will you get me one

SteveDallas 07-11-2010 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 669335)
So I'm taking defensive driving online

This is "classroom" (or whatever) only? There's no actual driving practice?

classicman 07-11-2010 07:47 PM

normally there isn't AFAIK. Its just a moneymaking scheme. Having it done online just saves them even more money.

Clodfobble 07-11-2010 08:46 PM

There's never been actual driving involved in defensive driving, at least not in Texas. I remember even back in the 80s you could rent the 6 hours' worth of VHS tapes from Blockbuster and mail in your quiz results to prove you watched them. But my understanding is that the state doesn't make any money off of the actual classes, which are all offered by private companies.

monster 07-11-2010 09:21 PM

Did you do a bad thing, then Clodfobble? or you just fancied trying to improve your skills?

Clodfobble 07-11-2010 09:29 PM

I got caught speeding, through a tiny town between here and Houston where the speed limit secretly drops to 55 for about a mile, then goes back to 70.

Of course, I would have been going above the limit even if the signs had stayed at 70...

xoxoxoBruce 07-11-2010 10:24 PM

When I worked for Dupont, everyone was required to take the course in the evening at a high school, or you couldn't drive on company time.

classicman 07-12-2010 07:27 AM

Don't most people take it for a discount on their auto insurance? I believe you only need take it every three years. Seems worth it to me.

Clodfobble 07-12-2010 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman
I believe you only need take it every three years.

Yeah, that's about how often I take it, but it's never been for insurance. :blush:


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