Live evil!!! :evil2:

You'll be dead by 47

Slow down!

I sell seashells by the seashore.

much money in that?

Sadly, no.

Maybe you need a better marketing strategy?

I started my first thread today (smilies we need). I was getting anxious :worried: when after about ten hours there were NO replies at all! Doesn't anyone care at all?? :bawling:
Then the mighty Undertoad :santa: came through delivering most of the smilies I had suggested and plenty more. More comments followed. I feel validated.:D
Thank you :folks:

:cheerldr: Aren't they great?:)

Glad you started the thread, ZenGum.

Zengum you're on the other side of the world -you have to wait for thread gratification. :lol:

For sure. Shorter skirt, you think?

You're wearing a skirt? Now, see, that there's where you're goin wrong...

nothing wrong with skirts.. skirts plus imagination equals sales all over the place.

I was thinking that maybe wearing less than that would increase sales...

Like, you get a bunch of shells.....work with me on this one....and build an elaborate, but gloriously revealing, shell bikini...now that's marketing;P

sell the shells comprising the bikini?

... potential

But you would want to start with many shells, mucho coverage, and price them right. if you're losing a penny a shell, you can't make it up on volume.