I'm not wearing pants...and I have really, really awesome nose hair.

Just for the record - I will not be wearing that dress without a top underneath. I bought it as a work dress and didn't think about how it would sit on my frame.

Flashing cleavage when you're out for the night is one thing, falling out of your dress at work is another. There was no-one else here at the time I tried the dress on and took the photo. I admit I did wear the other top at work all day - but that was a genuine mistake and I won't be doing it until I have reduced in size to something a little less eye-popping.

There - I feel better now.
I don't mind being a floozy, but I hate being inappropriate.

I'd sell sooooooo much more finance (and add ons) with a rack like that SG!!!!!

I'd wear that dress to work everyday :D

Yes.... I know, I dont mind being a floozy or inappropriate...where are my morals?

Looking for ducksnuts lost morals:

The thing about SG is that she doesn't realize how intoxicating a mixture of sexy cleavage, beautiful face, stellar gams, unbridled wit and a sweet heart can be.

She is the ultimate package :D

[lemme know when you are getting that creeped out feeling SG :P]

link to the gams,plz missed that one.

(im in ur gams, lookin at starz)

Proof that I actually *do* work when at work. This is a candid, unstaged photo, taken by my safety director, who is playing with his new toy. Poor quality due to it being a scan of an inkjet print.

Studious 'Splode !!

For a moment there, I thought that, given zippy's usual spelling habits, he had written something flattering, then I re-read it and discovered that, no, this is a word that he spelled correctly. It wasn't *intended* to be 'studliness'. :neutral:

I don't know whether to be happy or depressed.

Ahh but Splode you ARE a stud !!
Aledgend in your OWN mind !!! ;)

I'm barely human in my own mind, let alone a legend.

I'm barely human in my own mind, let alone a legend.

So then what are you ,
an over feed, long haired, leaping Gnome ??

NEW TITLE!!!!!!!!!

Spill the wine, brother.