A: not me
Q: how much burning magnisism does it take to quench a waters' thirst?

However much is in a gatorade?


Does a crickets chirpping speed have anything to do with how warm the summers night is?

Yes

Have you ever been with a partner (long term or not so long term) who made seriously weird noises whilst shagging?

No

Have you ever tried to talk dirty or make seriously weird noises while shagging, and end up laughing because it was totally out of character?

No.

After you eat asparagus, does your pee smell different?

Yes. And it's florescent yellow.

Did you know that if you drink a giant bottle of red Gatorade, your poop will be red?

No, but the US version of *giant* scares me...your beverages over there are friggen HUGE!!

Have you ever fallen over whilst wearing a short skirt and minimal underwear?

yes. (long story, get it??...me neither)

have you ever snorted a fly? either on purpose or accidently

No.

Have you ever intentionally eaten a dragonfly?

no ,


Have you ever eaten an ant ??

yes, when I was little

have you ever eaten poop?

No , but I was standing next to a cattle trailer this one time and heard a cow stomp Verry squishilly , and well i'll let your imagenation fill in the rest :(

Have you ever fallen face first in the mud ??

No, but ass first, in front of the football team in college. (there's a story there)

Would you ever hang-glide?

naked?

yes

Have you ever ridden a bicycle naked ??

Ohhh No!!!!

Ever driven a car naked?