Not lumps, body mods.

"For her pleasure".

spotted dick.

"Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"

That is so beyond a Prince Albert.

THIS is what you'll be missing on your stupid little forum that has like 3 members who just post under a bunch of dumb fake names:

And your forum is such dip shit that you can't even post pix right now. Geez, don't you guys even have gladiators like other real boards who can fix stuff like this?

Never mind. I can be VERY patient.

OK, little newbies, now warm up with something like this.

Here this link should help you ;)

You're so ungrateful. This is much more appropriate for our new star, doncha think?

You, are a pissy little bitch.

If'n I was one o' them there moderators, I'd moderate your ass right out the fucking door.

Please go away.

:flipbird:

"Products You Never Knew Existed, NSFW Edition".

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Also, is this a good buy on ass critters?

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Sometimes ya gotta say Phuket.

While you're in Phuket, why not visit Phi Phi island, too?

Too phi phi.

funny!