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orthodoc 08-19-2012 04:27 PM

THAT's it. Beat me to it.

Arrgh. Can't get the image I wanted to upload ... sigh. Tech (operator) fail.

Anyway. Geoduck. Niki and the Geoducks ... name of a band ...? Or, Geoducks: We're too sexy for our shells ... ? Or too Dave Barry?

BigV 08-20-2012 12:40 PM

Geoduck. Mascot of Evergreen College.

Pronounced "gooey-duck".

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footfootfoot 08-20-2012 01:18 PM

Your next feeding frenzy challenge?

Or have you done that already?

BigV 08-20-2012 02:05 PM

Raw? Bleaurgh!

Prepared.... sounds delicious.

If you watch the video, you get to see Mike Rowe tasting the geoduck. As prepared in the, I would run out of money LONG before I ran out of appetite. Straight out of the mud they're $12/lb. Seated at the sushi bar I reckon it would pencil out to about ten times that amount.

footfootfoot 08-20-2012 03:25 PM

Thank god for small portions!

DucksNuts 08-21-2012 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 824802)
Gawd, I wish I'd taken your advice ... :vomitblu:

NSFLife ... def.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 824817)
Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake

I so wanna...but Im a little chicken

Gravdigr 08-21-2012 11:08 AM

Go for it Ducks...you will be amazed.

Sundae 08-21-2012 12:15 PM

*** SPOILER***
For Ducks, so she can choose to watch or not.

It's a man with a theatre anus - well visited, bright red with heavy side curtains - pleasuring himself two-three fingers, whilst also handling his incredibly bloated scrotal sack and cock.

You can't even tell that the cock is erect because it is so colossal, like a big sack of raw meat. It flops around like a polyp. He then starts finger fucking himself in the Jap's eye. After licking the fingers he's had up his bumhole.

And all the while he's making greedy noises like a three year old scoffing his favourite treat.


It's not the most disgusting thing on the internet, just unnecesary.

limey 08-21-2012 04:11 PM

Thanks Sundae. I never click on the linkies with those warnings, and now I know why!

footfootfoot 08-22-2012 09:56 AM

Sundae, is he a member of the aristocrats?

Sundae 08-22-2012 12:15 PM

No.
There was definitely no scat.

footfootfoot 08-22-2012 03:19 PM

Small mercies.

toranokaze 08-23-2012 12:05 AM


bigw00dy 08-23-2012 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 825482)
*** SPOILER***
For Ducks, so she can choose to watch or not.

It's a man with a theatre anus - well visited, bright red with heavy side curtains - pleasuring himself two-three fingers, whilst also handling his incredibly bloated scrotal sack and cock.

You can't even tell that the cock is erect because it is so colossal, like a big sack of raw meat. It flops around like a polyp. He then starts finger fucking himself in the Jap's eye. After licking the fingers he's had up his bumhole.

And all the while he's making greedy noises like a three year old scoffing his favourite treat.


It's not the most disgusting thing on the internet, just unnecesary.

Maybe unnecessary in a political thread but I'm sure the video has some legs posted in a NSFW WTF thread.... it's like watching HBO after midnight and complaining about seeing soft core porn. It is expected.

Sundae 08-23-2012 07:53 AM

Oh I don't mean posting it here was unnecessary!
You're right, this is the thread it belongs in. I mean the whole concept of what the man has achieved and is making public is unnecessary.


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