Blondes Explaining Easter

This could be the ultimate blonde joke

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.

The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus's birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter fainted.

haha Funny one's classic and plthi

Can you explain that one to a poor French guy?

I guess that there's some cultural reference that I don't get.

we have ground hog day here. if the ground hog, phil i think?, sees his shadow he goes back in his hole because there will be 6 more weeks of winter. so here the blonde was referring to jesus as a ground hog

Yes and you should see the movie Groundhog Day with Andie McDowell and, umm, that guy who was in that other movie with those guys from that show...

bill murray, aka carl the greens keeper (long live caddyshack!)

;)

And then, footfootfoot winked.

(I know you love those kinds of joke endings.) :rolleyes:

I do, that's how I know when to laugh.

chortle

Right. Chortle. That's when I know how to chortle. Or How I know when to chortle.

Thank you all

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly atScrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM




PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER






ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER





DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT





THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE





GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE





THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS





SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME





ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY





ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT





SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S





A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE





THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE





ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE






AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!

awesome

Puxatawney Phil. Jazz Flautist, pianist, poet laureate, etc at your disposal maam.