OK, one more...

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they spotted a girl about
to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets
off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"


"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.
While the biker didn't want to
appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"


So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
 When she has
finished kissing, the biker says, "Wow! That was the bet kiss I have ever
had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are
you committing suicide?"


"Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl ... "

:):rolleyes::p::D:biggrin::sweat::browhappy:yesnod::haha::lol::lol2::mock::lolsign::celebrat::rotflol:

Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about this joke I heard the other day. What? Oh, oh, no, I can't post it, some people might find it offensive...

If you don't post it, I will re-post the pic of that guys' ass with my finger in it and label it as YOUR ass!!! :D

:lol: .

Ok. Now you're just pouting.

Now? Now?

Irony Lake

A simple question. lol'z

I haven't gotten to pouting yet. I'm still sulking. You'll just have to wait.

Am I doing it right? Is it sulk then pout, or pout then sulk? This 'giving a shit' is getting complicated.

wait. did i do this right? *takes sip of beer and doesn;t spill or dribble it* was that right? i think i did do something wrong. the damn can is now empty! sheesh! guess i;ll have to keep practicing.

I have that same problem with bottles...Ya got beer, ya got beer, then all of a sudden, ya ain't got no beer, WTF?

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties..

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"


The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only £5."


The Taliban shouted,

"Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you,
but I must find water first!


"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to
buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
that.


If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."


Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.



Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said


"Your f****ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"

:lol: .

"Now would you like to buy a tie? They're £10."

:lol: :lol: .