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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

since i decided i was going to be an engineer and realised i wouldnt get any as one

Zing! :lol2:

Woo! Fire! Gorgeous picture of those flames, the way they curl and the shades and such. I really like fire (not in a pyromaniac kinda way).

UFIA!

(sorry, I read FARK sometimes)

An online friend lives about 20 miles from where the digging is going on ...

A local bakery is selling Jimmy Hoffa Cupcakes.

as the kids say:
suh weet!

Looks like those bloomers are crotchless. Slutty Pilgrims.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Snow in Italy...in June! :eek3:

more effects of global warming. (no im not being sarcastic either)

Now that would be the mother of all doodads.

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Originally Posted by BigV

Now that would be the mother of all doodads.

Well you missed your chance.

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The world's most dangerous yard sale. (Dept. of Energy sells nuclear materials to private citizen)
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In June 1993, Johansen received a bid solicitation from E G & G Idaho Inc., one of three contractors that run the Idaho lab. His curiosity was piqued by the fact that the items for sale were stored at the warehouse complex across the street from his used car lot. The inventory list didn't make clear exactly what the components were, but he noted that several were listed as "VES," which he knew from previous auctions meant vessels, probably stainless steel. These, Johansen reasoned, might have some resale value to a chemical company.

Potential bidders were invited to inspect the material, and at the appointed hour Johansen and a few other local businessmen were ushered into Building 16. Several aspects of the scene immediately attracted notice. Outside was a sign that read "No Trespassing ... by authority of section 229 of the Atomic Energy Act of 1954." Just inside the door were two armed guards. And inside the warehouse itself stood what struck Johansen as a "massive" collection of steel slabs and cylinders.

The warehouse manager, Jim Roker, told the businessmen that they were looking at parts of a scrapped plant for reprocessing nuclear fuel. According to Johansen, Roker said, "I can't believe they're selling this stuff." (Roker denies making the latter comment, but says someone else might have.) But the plant, formally known as the Fuel Processing Restoration Project (FPR), was not going to be built--the Bush administration had canceled the project in 1992--and the Energy Department's Idaho branch had tired of paying rent on the hardware.

Designed in the early eighties during the sky's-the-limit period of defense spending, the FPR was intended to replace an older reprocessor at the Idaho lab that gobbled up spent fuel from the nuclear Navy and various government reactors and spat out uranium-235, a highly enriched fuel. The uranium was then shipped to the Energy Department's lab in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, where it was refabricated into fuel for a reactor that produced plutonium and tritium for nuclear warheads. But highly enriched uranium can itself be used to make a nuclear bomb. Uranium-235 is not as potent as plutonium. That stuff (justifiably) caused much international panic this past summer when German law enforcement officials arrested various individuals attempting to smuggle out samples widely suspected to have originated from Russia's lax nuclear research facilities.
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id hire him. id be stupid not to. thats a lot of experience

And just think of his connections...

The Marines think this is funny.

The driver is like "What, do I amuse you?"

Playing with balls is lots of fun. Especially with touch control. I'm certain the play on words was not unintentional. :rolleyes:

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The Marines think this is funny.

We get blamed for everything. I guess it's because we DO everything. :rolleyes:

the SAS do everything. the marines just like calling themselves marines and being shown in movies.

Now K don't start THAT stuff , Us JarHeads are prowd of our service ,
We are All just grunts .
How ever the SAS , Green Breates , Marine Recon , Navy Seals , they ain't JUST grunts , walk up to ANY of them and call them a grunt , and well I'll see you after you get out of the hospitol .

im sorry

what i meant was:
the AUSTRALIAN army does everything. ;)

like drink all the beer......heehee.....

well I guess they Have to , being so FAR from CIVILATION That is ;)

Green Breates?

zippy, you been drinkin' Bro?

Foot when have you seen me posting sober here ???
answer ,RARELY !!!

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Originally Posted by zippyt

Foot when have you seen me posting sober here ???
answer ,RARELY !!!

Point. Point.

Still, I'll have to try that one on my uncle, the green breate.

hahah. He's pretty mellow these days.

How F'n stupid is this !!??!!??
http://www.zippo.com/otterBox/zippootterbox.aspx

Here ya go ladys , A chance for a perp to say " I just got shot with THAT !!!!???"

only the really cool people get shot by those guns

I'm hoping it's one of these, but only because their production has been discontinued.

I'm against guns that look like toys, because then toys that look like guns get taken seriously by cops.

Here in Taiwan, all the BB Guns are just as realistic as any real pistol. 'Course, there is just about no crime here and very little gun ownership, so...

Must be Russia. They got that whole bear thing going on.

Backhoe versus bridge. He must have been moving at a good clip to dig that far in.

Thats called a Track Hoe .

I thought a Track Hoe was one that worked down by the railway station.

ba-rump-bump-crash

No that would be Track HO ,
My spellin' may be bad but I do knoe the differencr betweet a Hoe and a HO .

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Originally Posted by zippyt

No that would be Track HO

I thought that was 1/87th scale track ...

Oh he saved some time ,,,,
Esquzwee me , did I say saved , I ment SPENT some time , money , company bond ( just for F-Ups like this ) and probley arrest .

Nice airbag design, that. Protects the little head at the risk of the big one.

wasnt the truck/bridge an old IoTD?

I think it was, in fact...

i think that was a semi that hit a bridge then caught fire.

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Nice airbag design, that. Protects the little head at the risk of the big one.

Would you call its deployment a "blowjob"?

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Originally Posted by wolf

I thought that was 1/87th scale track ...

midget hookers

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

wasnt the truck/bridge an old IoTD?

Figures. I guess I'm not up to date.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Do you suppose this is what those teachers are wearing to seduce boys? :D

LMAO! That's awesome. The other day I pulled up the drudge report and saw 3 or 4 tickers flashing regarding news about teachers/students...I was starting to wonder myself. Gosh. It's always nice to know "the rest of the story." Thanks B.

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Originally Posted by KinkyVixen

Yep, it's true and when she gets them home she feeds them paste.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...s/0005gxhz.jpg
Found on the door of a bathroom stall in a Hard Rock Cafe in Beirut.

Hard Rock Cafe.

The one in Beijing had that in BIG military block letters over the entrance.

EDIT: oh wait, John already said it... I dont feel as special anymore...

no weapons allowed.

Unless it's one of these..........