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Spexxvet 05-31-2006 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
since i decided i was going to be an engineer and realised i wouldnt get any as one

Zing! :lol2:

John 05-31-2006 02:51 PM

http://keep4u.ru/imgs/b/0605/6e8f0bf27330128a03.jpg

Tse Moana 05-31-2006 06:25 PM

Woo! Fire! Gorgeous picture of those flames, the way they curl and the shades and such. I really like fire (not in a pyromaniac kinda way).

John 06-01-2006 12:59 PM

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2..._vmed_230p.jpg

Happy Monkey 06-01-2006 01:38 PM

UFIA!

(sorry, I read FARK sometimes)

wolf 06-01-2006 01:53 PM

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An online friend lives about 20 miles from where the digging is going on ...

A local bakery is selling Jimmy Hoffa Cupcakes.

footfootfoot 06-01-2006 08:00 PM

as the kids say:
suh weet!

John 06-02-2006 05:56 AM

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/...101721/1409884

Trilby 06-02-2006 06:26 AM

Eww!~ What IS that?

Tse Moana 06-02-2006 07:59 AM

I *like* it :D

Undertoad 06-02-2006 01:27 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/positive-proo...-underwear.jpg

LabRat 06-02-2006 02:59 PM

Looks like those bloomers are crotchless. Slutty Pilgrims.

Kagen4o4 06-02-2006 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Snow in Italy...in June! :eek3:

more effects of global warming. (no im not being sarcastic either)

BigV 06-02-2006 11:49 PM

Now that would be the mother of all doodads.

richlevy 06-03-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV
Now that would be the mother of all doodads.

Well you missed your chance.

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The world's most dangerous yard sale. (Dept. of Energy sells nuclear materials to private citizen)
(snip)
In June 1993, Johansen received a bid solicitation from E G & G Idaho Inc., one of three contractors that run the Idaho lab. His curiosity was piqued by the fact that the items for sale were stored at the warehouse complex across the street from his used car lot. The inventory list didn't make clear exactly what the components were, but he noted that several were listed as "VES," which he knew from previous auctions meant vessels, probably stainless steel. These, Johansen reasoned, might have some resale value to a chemical company.

Potential bidders were invited to inspect the material, and at the appointed hour Johansen and a few other local businessmen were ushered into Building 16. Several aspects of the scene immediately attracted notice. Outside was a sign that read "No Trespassing ... by authority of section 229 of the Atomic Energy Act of 1954." Just inside the door were two armed guards. And inside the warehouse itself stood what struck Johansen as a "massive" collection of steel slabs and cylinders.

The warehouse manager, Jim Roker, told the businessmen that they were looking at parts of a scrapped plant for reprocessing nuclear fuel. According to Johansen, Roker said, "I can't believe they're selling this stuff." (Roker denies making the latter comment, but says someone else might have.) But the plant, formally known as the Fuel Processing Restoration Project (FPR), was not going to be built--the Bush administration had canceled the project in 1992--and the Energy Department's Idaho branch had tired of paying rent on the hardware.

Designed in the early eighties during the sky's-the-limit period of defense spending, the FPR was intended to replace an older reprocessor at the Idaho lab that gobbled up spent fuel from the nuclear Navy and various government reactors and spat out uranium-235, a highly enriched fuel. The uranium was then shipped to the Energy Department's lab in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, where it was refabricated into fuel for a reactor that produced plutonium and tritium for nuclear warheads. But highly enriched uranium can itself be used to make a nuclear bomb. Uranium-235 is not as potent as plutonium. That stuff (justifiably) caused much international panic this past summer when German law enforcement officials arrested various individuals attempting to smuggle out samples widely suspected to have originated from Russia's lax nuclear research facilities.
(snip)

skysidhe 06-03-2006 12:03 PM

http://jayg123.googlepages.com/smugg...lerad-full.jpg

Kagen4o4 06-03-2006 05:44 PM

id hire him. id be stupid not to. thats a lot of experience

Ibby 06-03-2006 09:38 PM

And just think of his connections...

John 06-05-2006 07:24 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...502dogs9bc.jpg

John 06-06-2006 06:46 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...b5f1e22210.jpg

glatt 06-06-2006 12:15 PM

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The Marines think this is funny.

The driver is like "What, do I amuse you?"

Iggy 06-06-2006 03:05 PM

:lol2:

BigV 06-06-2006 04:37 PM

Playing with balls is lots of fun. Especially with touch control. I'm certain the play on words was not unintentional. :rolleyes:

capnhowdy 06-06-2006 05:30 PM

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The Marines think this is funny.
We get blamed for everything. I guess it's because we DO everything. :rolleyes:

Kagen4o4 06-06-2006 07:31 PM

the SAS do everything. the marines just like calling themselves marines and being shown in movies.

zippyt 06-06-2006 08:12 PM

Now K don't start THAT stuff , Us JarHeads are prowd of our service ,
We are All just grunts .
How ever the SAS , Green Breates , Marine Recon , Navy Seals , they ain't JUST grunts , walk up to ANY of them and call them a grunt , and well I'll see you after you get out of the hospitol .

Kagen4o4 06-06-2006 09:06 PM

im sorry

what i meant was:
the AUSTRALIAN army does everything. ;)

capnhowdy 06-06-2006 09:13 PM

like drink all the beer......heehee.....

zippyt 06-06-2006 09:18 PM

well I guess they Have to , being so FAR from CIVILATION That is ;)

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 09:30 PM

Green Breates?

zippy, you been drinkin' Bro?

zippyt 06-06-2006 09:42 PM

Foot when have you seen me posting sober here ???
answer ,RARELY !!!

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
Foot when have you seen me posting sober here ???
answer ,RARELY !!!

Point. Point.

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 09:53 PM

Still, I'll have to try that one on my uncle, the green breate.

hahah. He's pretty mellow these days.

zippyt 06-07-2006 12:34 AM

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How F'n stupid is this !!??!!??
http://www.zippo.com/otterBox/zippootterbox.aspx

zippyt 06-07-2006 12:38 AM

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Here ya go ladys , A chance for a perp to say " I just got shot with THAT !!!!???"

Kagen4o4 06-07-2006 01:25 AM

only the really cool people get shot by those guns

wolf 06-07-2006 01:39 AM

I'm hoping it's one of these, but only because their production has been discontinued.

Undertoad 06-07-2006 09:57 AM

I'm against guns that look like toys, because then toys that look like guns get taken seriously by cops.

Ibby 06-07-2006 10:58 AM

Here in Taiwan, all the BB Guns are just as realistic as any real pistol. 'Course, there is just about no crime here and very little gun ownership, so...

glatt 06-07-2006 11:53 AM

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Must be Russia. They got that whole bear thing going on.

John 06-09-2006 10:36 AM

http://pic10.picturetrail.com/VOL348.../154142109.jpg

Kitsune 06-09-2006 01:59 PM

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Backhoe versus bridge. He must have been moving at a good clip to dig that far in.

Kitsune 06-09-2006 02:00 PM

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via snopes.

zippyt 06-09-2006 06:27 PM

Thats called a Track Hoe .

wolf 06-09-2006 06:50 PM

I thought a Track Hoe was one that worked down by the railway station.

ba-rump-bump-crash

zippyt 06-09-2006 07:19 PM

No that would be Track HO ,
My spellin' may be bad but I do knoe the differencr betweet a Hoe and a HO .

wolf 06-09-2006 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
No that would be Track HO

I thought that was 1/87th scale track ...

zippyt 06-09-2006 10:13 PM

Oh he saved some time ,,,,
Esquzwee me , did I say saved , I ment SPENT some time , money , company bond ( just for F-Ups like this ) and probley arrest .

Elspode 06-10-2006 12:32 AM

Nice airbag design, that. Protects the little head at the risk of the big one.

Kagen4o4 06-10-2006 01:15 AM

wasnt the truck/bridge an old IoTD?

Ibby 06-10-2006 01:24 AM

I think it was, in fact...

lookout123 06-10-2006 02:02 AM

i think that was a semi that hit a bridge then caught fire.

Spexxvet 06-10-2006 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
Nice airbag design, that. Protects the little head at the risk of the big one.

Would you call its deployment a "blowjob"?

footfootfoot 06-10-2006 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
I thought that was 1/87th scale track ...

midget hookers

Kitsune 06-10-2006 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
wasnt the truck/bridge an old IoTD?

Figures. I guess I'm not up to date.

KinkyVixen 06-12-2006 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Do you suppose this is what those teachers are wearing to seduce boys? :D

LMAO! That's awesome. The other day I pulled up the drudge report and saw 3 or 4 tickers flashing regarding news about teachers/students...I was starting to wonder myself. Gosh. It's always nice to know "the rest of the story." Thanks B.

footfootfoot 06-12-2006 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
LMAO! That's awesome. The other day I pulled up the drudge report and saw 3 or 4 tickers flashing regarding news about teachers/students...I was starting to wonder myself. Gosh. It's always nice to know "the rest of the story." Thanks B.

Yep, it's true and when she gets them home she feeds them paste.

John 06-12-2006 11:40 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...s/0005gxhz.jpg
Found on the door of a bathroom stall in a Hard Rock Cafe in Beirut.

Ibby 06-13-2006 06:30 AM

Hard Rock Cafe.

The one in Beijing had that in BIG military block letters over the entrance.

EDIT: oh wait, John already said it... I dont feel as special anymore...

capnhowdy 06-13-2006 03:48 PM

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no weapons allowed.

Unless it's one of these..........


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