Marriage quotes

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

A man walks into a sex shop and tells the woman behind the counter he's looking for a blow up doll.

The woman asks "Would you like a christian or muslim doll?"

Confused the man says "What's the difference?"

"Well," replies the woman, "the muslim one blows herself up!"

Mommy, Mommy, what happened to all your scabs?

Shut up, and eat your corn flakes.

Who were the world's fastest readers?






The World Trade Center employees.

Reason: They can go through dozens of stories in less than 10 seconds.

On one fine night, Charlie Chaplin went to fancy dress competition............He won seventh prize!!!:lol2:

Daddy, I need to poo.

NO

Daddy, I need to poo.

NO

Daddy, I need to poo.

OK, I'll take my dick out.

Well, it did say tasteless jokes.

That's why I posted it here.

And although it's tasteless, I dare say it leaves a shitty taste in the mouth.

:lol2:

I think you won the thread! :eek:

I'm happy to have brought you a bit of fun.

I'm usually a winner when it comes to tasteless jokes ;) even at my own expense

Daddy,Daddy,why is Mummy running right and left through the garden?


Shut the fuck up and give me another magazine!

A Chew Toy For The First Dog
Among those who will receive gifts from the Obamas this Christmas is Bo, the First Dog. The Obamas will give Bo a chew toy. Coincidentally, this is also the same present they will give Joe Biden.

Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

A young boy comes to his father:

"Daddy, I've just made love!"

"Oh! Really?! And when will you do it again?"

"Well, I don't really know, my asshole is very sore..."

Q: What do you do after shaking the hand of a leper?





A: You give it back