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Lola Bunny 02-03-2014 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 891841)
I watched the first three quarters. I found it nearly impossible to believe either, a) The Broncos threw the game, or b) Someone drugged the Broncos' Gatorade with a mild sedative.

The whole spectacle from the first insane attempt at a snap to Bruno Mars meets the Red Hot Chili Peppers made me think that there is no driver on the bus.

That's what I was feeling but couldn't quite put words into it. My cousin touted that Manning is the best quarterback ever and that I will see why. I was a bit flabbergasted while watching the game. Still enjoyed myself since I haven't watched a game since the 80's, hehe.

glatt 02-03-2014 10:45 AM

Normally, Manning is extremely good. But you wouldn't know it from watching that game. Clearly, Seattle has a great defense, and their offense is good too.

I was a little surprised at how loud it was. There were a lot of Seattle fans in that stadium and they made a lot of noise.

infinite monkey 02-03-2014 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 891843)
When did the whole thing turn into a giant music concert, anyway? Queen Latifa, Bruno Mars, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Are there now three halftimes in the game instead of just one? [/haven't watched a Super Bowl since like the late 90s]

Queen Latifah sang America the Beautiful...pregame stuff.

No one knows why the Chili Peppers appeared in the middle of Bruno's performance. I thought they would be cool and he would be so not cool, and it was the other way around!

It was in 1993 that Michael Jackson performed at the Super Bowl and effectively turned the halftime show into a Big Deal. Before that it was a lot of college marching bands and Up With People. (heeeheee, remember them?)

glatt 02-03-2014 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 891851)
I thought they would be cool and he would be so not cool, and it was the other way around!

Exactly!

infinite monkey 02-03-2014 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 891850)
Normally, Manning is extremely good. But you wouldn't know it from watching that game. Clearly, Seattle has a great defense, and their offense is good too.

I was a little surprised at how loud it was. There were a lot of Seattle fans in that stadium and they made a lot of noise.

It was like they stole Manning and replaced him with a high school quarterback. "Let's see if anyone notices."

He is SO good. I mean, Seattle's defense was killin'...but for Peyton to look so awful was painful to watch. He seems like a nice guy. I love me some nice guy quarterbacks, so I was disappointed for him.

monster 02-03-2014 11:10 AM

I predict fewer babies named peyton in 2014. unless they spell it PayTon

infinite monkey 02-03-2014 11:19 AM

Oh noes. That means there will be more babies named "Russell."

infinite monkey 02-03-2014 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 891856)
I predict fewer babies named peyton in 2014. unless they spell it PayTon

P'ayVon

Sundae 02-03-2014 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 891837)
... Prancing Beckham. He's so totally gross. If I had a colored card I'd hold it up to indicate my chagrin. Then I'd behead someone.

Nooooooo!
I mean I don't get the whole Superbowl advert thing, but your comment made me look up the Becks advert. Nothing wrong with a fit man taking off his clothes, shurely?

But I admit I'm a fan, so I'm biased.
Very :redcard:

Actually he was in my dream Saturday night.
Although it was more about Victoria and their daughter. And ended up being about a hotel set over the sea with a five-storey external staircase. The way dreams do.

infinite monkey 02-03-2014 01:42 PM

Right. That's it. I don't like fit nekkid men. :rolleyes:

And don't call me Shirley. :lol:

I think he's creepy. Victoria is creepier.

infinite monkey 02-03-2014 02:46 PM

Now, more importantly: PUPPY BOWL.

Here's an interview with the referee. I love this guy. I want his job. Pick up a puppy on a penalty, tell sweet puppy face he can't do that, put puppy back in game.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/31/...-bowl-referee/

Griff 02-03-2014 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 891860)
Oh noes. That means there will be more babies named "Russell."

and Bob
and Art
and Matt

infinite monkey 02-03-2014 05:55 PM

:lol:

It took me a while to get your joke, that I basically set you up for!

Genius! :)

Lola Bunny 02-03-2014 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 891868)
Nooooooo!
I mean I don't get the whole Superbowl advert thing, but your comment made me look up the Becks advert. Nothing wrong with a fit man taking off his clothes, shurely?

do.

I like fit nekkid bodies. I enjoyed the ad too. :-D

monster 02-03-2014 09:24 PM

According to the Chinese Calendar, post Whores is goatse.


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