Tell him you will be increasing his rent to cover the cost of the cleaning lady you are hiring to clean up after him.

Wait, what? You're not charging him rent?

You need to go back to mom school, honey. Keep your (mom) pimp hand strong!

Brianna: "Where's the rent money, punk?"
Brianna's Kid: Some bullshit excuse.
Brianna: flying bitch slap "On rent day, I want my money. Not SOME of my money, not MOST of my money, I want ALL my money."flying bitch slap
Brianna's Kid:...

flying bitch slap

I didn't know you were into folk dancing, Zippy. Who's your partner there? ;)

The only thing I ate differently on Saturday were figs but since then, my stomach's been hurting. Had heartburn Saturday night. And since then, everytime I get hungry, my stomach hurts and it'll continue to hurt. Ugh...just remembered what I needed to buy today, Alka Seltzer. :(

Who's your partner there?

Why YOU Of COURSE !!!!

Lola
Get some Zantac , 75 waht everes help me , But they have 150s as well

:smack:

Of course, how could I forget? You were divine.


Seriously, the look like they're doing the highland fling or something.

Seriously, the look like they're doing the highland fling or something.

Step in for a turn , I dare ya !!!

What's mildly irritating me is that I had an erotic dream about a woman I know who is going through a divorce.

I'm not there so can't ( ok shouldn't ) comment... but I've never known a mother ( including my late sainted mother ) to complain of a son using too much soap.


:rolleyes: :p:

This was yesterday... We're at Hershey Park and it's 9:40 PM... the kids and I are in line for Fahrenheit. had been in line for 20- 30 minutes at this point... and 3 girls... 16-17 yrs old, maybe... Excuse themselves to pass in line saying that their friends were up ahead and they wanted to join them... The friends had been there the whole time I had... and it's not like these girls had been in line and got out...

so I bellowed, "Sure, go right ahead and cut the whole line! I'm sure no one will mind!" REALLY LOUD.

I made sure the people around heard. Then the one girl ...as she passes ... says... "you know you could have just said no...." So I told her, again loudly, that I preferred to embarrass her. And enjoy your ride.

It was one of those rare moments where I actually said out loud what I meant when confronted with assholery. Usually, I think of it 3 minutes later and wish I had. I guess I was pretty tired by then. Long day in the hot sun... I wasn't grumpy or anything... just... That's a dick move.

Good move LJ.
Saying No gives them something to bitch about.
Embarrassing them (the ultimate horror of any teen) stays with them far longer.

Stoopid line-cutting witches.
Hope they wet themselves on the ride.

"Line-jumping is not a sport."

That's what the signs at King's Island say. And line-jumping is a good way to get your butt kicked out of the park, or beaten up by ticks...I mean thugs.

FUNNY... I told my kids that I wished zits on them. they lolled.

My neighbor has a fetish about his driveway. He reseals it every year and every year he's out putting crack sealant in all the cracks. It's always perfect. And now they are out there with heavy machinery, repaving it, when it totally did not need to be repaved.

This annoys me because when I hear loud trucks outside my house I assume they are coming to get me.

they ARE