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Amazon offers a product called the Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray. I don't think it's intended to be used while driving, but click on the customer images for a chuckle.

Happy Monkey

10-28-2010 02:32 PM

The reviews are good, too.

Shawnee123

10-28-2010 02:41 PM

Oh lawd, didn't see the reviews before (but loved the pics)

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This awesome bit of kit changed my life. The extra hours of work I could get in whilst driving on the freeway has made me so much more productive. In fact I directly attribute this to my improved bonuses and recent promotion! If you want to get ahead, get one of these.

There is one problem though. In several accidents that I have had whilst using this, the airbag causes the laptop screen to slam shut. I've suffered several broken fingers because of this. I have started to look around for airbag finger protection but have not yet found any...

Shawnee123

10-28-2010 02:50 PM

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I read some 4 and 5 star reviews by those who used this device successfully to change a baby while driving. On that basis, I bought one. I put my baby on it and drove for over an hour. It did not change. Same baby. I am glad it worked for some people but I will be returning mine. (The steering wheel desk.)

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You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never

Nirvana

10-28-2010 09:52 PM

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Gravdigr

10-29-2010 02:07 PM

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Spexxvet

10-30-2010 09:08 AM

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morethanpretty

10-30-2010 10:27 AM

@Spex and Nirvana
Although I LOL'd, I would like to remind you that the political jokes need to go in a different thread. Please use the "funny political pictures" thread or similar. Just don't want there to end up being a war of political cartoons in this thread.

Gravdigr

10-30-2010 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 691562)

...I would like to remind you that the political jokes need to go in a different thread.

What? The cat look like Jimmy Carter or something?

xoxoxoBruce

10-30-2010 04:30 PM

MTP is right, post 3757, and 3755, should really go here.
I won't move them, but keep that option in mind for future posts.

spudcon

10-30-2010 06:49 PM

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” “But I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested. “Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!” Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”http://dh-img.com/s/mockery-035.gif

xoxoxoBruce

10-30-2010 06:54 PM

Groan. :facepalm:

Well ok, it was funny.

xoxoxoBruce

10-31-2010 01:07 AM

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Everybody loses... :lol:

ZenGum

10-31-2010 02:07 AM

Well, the obvious solution is to find the guy who knocked up Mrs Maus and give him the job.

Wait a minute, MR MAUS???? Is his name Mickey by any chance? :eyebrow:

Gravdigr

10-31-2010 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 691701)

Well, the obvious solution is to find the guy who knocked up Mrs Maus and give him the job.

Wait a minute, MR MAUS???? Is his name Mickey by any chance? :eyebrow:

Judge: Mickey, you can't get a divorce just because you say Minnie's crazy.

Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy.

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