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Clodfobble 05-22-2006 06:23 PM

The whale's gotta have a tail, you know.

busterb 05-22-2006 06:39 PM

Hell I'm sometimes riding a gal who works as a bagger at grocery store that looks better than that, but also nuts.

daniwong 05-22-2006 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb
Hell I'm sometimes riding a gal who works as a bagger at grocery store that looks better than that, but also nuts.

Seriously - I just want to smack good ole Brittney around. And frankly - I could probably make a lot of money for selling tickets to that fight...... hmmmmmm. :cool:

glatt 05-22-2006 07:21 PM

Was this taken before or after she almost spilled her drink when dropping the baby in the link a few pages above? Same fine outfit.

jinx 05-22-2006 08:47 PM

Yeah, so can foam.

Kagen4o4 05-22-2006 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Was this taken before or after she almost spilled her drink when dropping the baby in the link a few pages above? Same fine outfit.

im guessing after since she never picked up the babies hat

richlevy 05-22-2006 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
im guessing after since she never picked up the babies hat

So if her kid and Michael Jackson's have a play date, whose house is safer?:p

DucksNuts 05-22-2006 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
So if her kid and Michael Jackson's have a play date, whose house is safer?:p

:lol:

I wish there was some way to stop her breeding, well, and appearing in public...and I definitely NEED her to stop singing....am I wanting too much???

Elspode 05-22-2006 10:36 PM

...and you aren't so eager to wash it off after you've been deep in it.

Kagen4o4 05-23-2006 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
...and you aren't so eager to wash it off after you've been deep in it.

:eyebrow: ewww

bigw00dy 05-23-2006 06:15 AM

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/pho...photo181_2.jpg

Ibby 05-23-2006 06:27 AM

Wow...

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That cold sore on his lip IS bad! And it's not every day you see someone with hair that stupid...

John 05-23-2006 08:29 AM

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/up...era-755555.jpg

This is a real, working camera, that you can download.

Download the camera. Print it. Cut out out. Put it together. Add film.

Voila! Pictures!

http://www.linatree.com/default.html...arget=d70.html

Trilby 05-23-2006 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
:lol:

I wish there was some way to stop her breeding, well, and appearing in public...and I definitely NEED her to stop singing....am I wanting too much???

one of my favorite websites, www.gofugyourself.com, has a nice little ditty to go along with this pic of Brit and Babe. They believe she quit showering some time ago.

skysidhe 05-23-2006 09:23 AM

http://web.t-online.hu/phaidros/albu...0_0069_img.jpg

Ibby 05-23-2006 09:26 AM

Now THAT's something I wouldn't wanna live near... Imagine waking up in the morning, throwing back the curtains and... AH!

glatt 05-23-2006 11:31 AM

That fountain face is actually the roof of an extremely energy efficient building in Wattens Austria. I don't remember the details, but they collect solar energy through side windows and use all that dirt on the roof as insulation to trap the heat. It's a research place looking at passive solar energy. They have lots of sculptures built in to the roof and sides of the building. There's a neat hedge maze nearby in the shape of a giant hand. It's a bit over the top, but the principles behind the place are pretty sound.

Edit: Actually, I think I'm getting two places mixed up. This fountain is right next door to the place I mentioned above and is a crystal company

John 05-23-2006 12:22 PM

http://home.comcast.net/~chillos/illiad_queen.jpg

Happy Monkey 05-23-2006 01:42 PM

Jonesey?

BigV 05-23-2006 02:06 PM

T'Pau?

thrillhouse 05-23-2006 02:21 PM

this thread sure could use some music :p

http://static.flickr.com/50/152053421_d282dd98ba_o.jpg

Edit: fixed. . . . thanks noodle.

mrnoodle 05-23-2006 04:24 PM

dude. nsfw

Kagen4o4 05-23-2006 04:34 PM

that guy is ugly ;)

thrillhouse 05-23-2006 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
dude. nsfw

dagnabbit. . . . i meant to put that string-pickin' fool in the WTF NSFW thread. :thepain3:

Undertoad 05-23-2006 04:59 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/busadnipples.jpg

rkzenrage 05-23-2006 09:16 PM

Until you posted that I had no idea what was WTF about that pic... I am a dufus.

footfootfoot 05-23-2006 09:16 PM

MY attention was riveted...

DucksNuts 05-23-2006 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
one of my favorite websites, www.gofugyourself.com, has a nice little ditty to go along with this pic of Brit and Babe. They believe she quit showering some time ago.

Cool site Bri, will be marking it as a fav....they bag all the bimbo's I dislike :)

thrillhouse 05-24-2006 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
MY attention was riveted...

hah! :p

Trilby 05-24-2006 11:06 AM

Are you guys riveted by breasts because you want to suckle, or because you want to suckle?

BigV 05-24-2006 12:35 PM

hmmm. tough question.

Shocker 05-24-2006 12:56 PM

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John 05-24-2006 01:57 PM

What part of "There's a separate thread for non-work-safe images" was too complicated?

My contribution.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../1patshit2.jpg

WTF, among other reasons, because the world record is 1335 pounds, and it required a specially modified machine, and all the capillaries in the lifter's eyes burst when he made the push.

Flint 05-24-2006 02:01 PM

Pat Robertson can leg-press < 200 pounds for 10 reps > ???

footfootfoot 05-24-2006 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by John
WTF, among other reasons, because the world record is 1335 pounds, and it required a specially modified machine, and all the capillaries in the lifter's eyes burst when he made the push.

Clearly, it is because he wasn't drinking Pat's shake. Duh.;)

Happy Monkey 05-24-2006 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint
Pat Robertson can leg-press < 200 pounds for 10 reps > ???

If you weigh 200 pounds, then you are leg-pressing 2000 pounds every ten steps!

rkzenrage 05-24-2006 02:37 PM

You are supposed to be able to make waffles from the shake too... yup WTF!

Kagen4o4 05-24-2006 04:25 PM

w t f

Flint 05-24-2006 04:27 PM

the real wtf: "traveling the globe as a statesman"

Kagen4o4 05-24-2006 06:01 PM

ummm
i found this looking for "calm" pictures for the "how are you feeling" thread

2 words

WHATHA FUCK?

http://www.staycalm.org/images/reunion6.jpg

Kagen4o4 05-24-2006 06:04 PM

i just realised what site that came from and i hope i didnt offend anyone :robot:

but it still looks photoshopped to me.

thrillhouse 05-24-2006 06:05 PM

the only (half-assed) explanation i can think of is that perhaps you misstyped "clam" :right:

Spexxvet 05-24-2006 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
i just realised what site that came from and i hope i didnt offend anyone :robot:

but it still looks photoshopped to me.

I'm offended. But I wonder - if you pull the plug on his stomach - will he deflate?

Kagen4o4 05-24-2006 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by thrillhouse
the only (half-assed) explanation i can think of is that perhaps you misstyped "clam" :right:


...i like it :rolleyes:

footfootfoot 05-24-2006 08:40 PM

I saw a kid with this while walking down the street in nyc a couple of months ago. It was pretty much heart breaking. He just stared people down, waiting to see their reaction, it seemed. He was probably in forst or second grade.

What a bummer.

ToastyKen 05-25-2006 06:36 AM

This really belongs in the Ye Olde Video Clips thread, but it's the video version of the Darth Virtuoso on page 112 of this thread.

Undertoad 05-25-2006 09:26 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/nikeweirdness.jpg

Maybe some kind of Nike ad?

Shocker 05-25-2006 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Maybe some kind of Nike ad?


yeah, cause she's gonna have to get the hell out of there after giving birth to a black baby and her husband is gonna freak!

glatt 05-25-2006 02:13 PM

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capnhowdy 05-25-2006 04:13 PM

gotta be a National Guardsman. No offense.

lookout123 05-25-2006 04:37 PM

nope - guardsman would say "do you know what i do on the outside? screw you."

glatt 05-26-2006 09:24 AM

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When I was a kid, I could easily have gotten myself into a similar situation. That chair looks like it would be fun to wear as a sort of suit of armor with horns in front. I can even picture this kid chasing other kids around with that chair on him, only to realize his mistake when it was too late.

Clodfobble 05-26-2006 10:15 AM

The candy in the boy's mouth really pisses me off for some reason. I mean, I can think of several reasons it might be there, and some are even legitimate--like it might keep him from wailing about how his head is stuck in a chair--it just irritates me.

zippyt 05-26-2006 01:30 PM

I have had to remove a few pairs of hand cuffs from kids that waounered into mom and dads bed room and said hey ya'll watch this !!

John 05-29-2006 01:38 PM

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/5...d72f68e7e3.jpg

Pi 05-29-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
I have had to remove a few pairs of hand cuffs from kids that waounered into mom and dads bed room and said hey ya'll watch this !!

But the question is, who swallowed the keys?

Trilby 05-29-2006 04:09 PM

Sex can wait? Since when?

Kagen4o4 05-29-2006 05:08 PM

since i decided i was going to be an engineer and realised i wouldnt get any as one

capnhowdy 05-29-2006 05:38 PM

if you were an interior decorator you'd only be getting it in the caboose.

skysidhe 05-31-2006 09:17 AM

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...uck-alien.html


May 30, 2006—As if bird flu fears weren't enough to make ordinary waterfowl suddenly seem creepy, now there's this: an x-ray of a duck with what looks like an alien hiding in its gut. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) in Fairfield, California, took the x-ray May 21 while treating a mallard duck that had been found with a broken wing.
The scientists—not likely prone to feats of imaginative fancy—were surprised by what they saw: a head snarling at them from within the bird's gizzard (see lower right of photo).
"We're a 35-year-old organization, and we've seen a lot of things—bullets, fish hooks—but this is the first time anything like this has shown up," IBRRC executive director Jay Holcomb told the San Francisco Chronicle.



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...duck-alien.jpg


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