gutter cleaner?

enema nozzle?

not a "toy"
not a fishing lure
not cribbage board
not a dildo
not a gutter cleaner
not an enema nozzle

It's a weird-ass plastic pickle with holes in it.

It's a Self Contained Underwater Pickle Apparatus (Scupa)

"dive, dive"

not a "toy"
not a fishing lure
not cribbage board
not a dildo
not a gutter cleaner
not an enema nozzle
not a pickle
not a "Scupa" and no diving involved.

I can see we need a better picture here.

Hope this doesn't give it away.

Edit: Hold on, let me redact that trade name. There. Done.

bannanna keeper

Yes!!

It's the Banana Guard

Damn! Wish I'd seen this sooner. I bought one for my friend's husband as a stocking filler.

Holy crap that would hurt, even if it *did* fit, which it wouldn't.

:shudder:

Does this mean small, cheap present aka stocking filler is purely a Brit term? :)

A banana cozy, then. I guess you would have to use a protractor at the market to make sure your bananas would fit.

I'm going to get one as long as the Chinese make it...
I'm going to lick it to see if I can get high.............

Make sure to take a picture.

Cheerio indeed! :)