Take my wife............Please.

Some of 'em LOL. Really

Does, doesn't it? Where are the comedians of yesteryear?

Doing speedballs and dying young.

I was gonna say, they dead, fool.

OK, huh what? Well, we covered Belushi. WTF does that have to do with Dangerfield?

Leave the humor to the funny people? kthx

I hope to see the suds flow down by Galway Bay, sometime soon.;)

How bout Freddy Prinze, Mitch Hedberg, Chris Farley & Sam Kinnison ... just to get things started.

Safety Tip #12 for the coming Zombie Apocalypse:

Know your enemy.

You know what vegan zombies want, don't you?





























































Graaaaaiiiinnzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Maybe they'll find Mussolini and zombify him.

He'd make the brains run on time...

Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big,

I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

'Yes,
I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.

He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
'What's wrong?' he asks.

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

Hah!

Monster Island
 

This is one of my favorite Cartoons