That guy's expression was hilarious. :lol:

nice!

This is NSFW or KIDS ........

hahaha - a rhinocerous. brilliant.

Excellent Craigslist post: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1881050881.html

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excellent ut

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That's nothing. On failbook today there are two post series, one grappling with the question of where the other half of the moon goes during a half-moon, and the other struggling to cope with the concept of a spherical Earth.

Ha! Zen, Go ahead and laugh. Any moment you and your Australian friends will be falling off the earth because you are upside down!!111!

How can plain land on a treadmill if its upside down? Please exsplain.

Wow, I knew you Aussies were backwards but I had no idea you were also upside down.

Jinx, well OBVIOUSLY, we put the treadmill upside down too. Then the plane can land on (or should that be under) the underneath side of it. Clear?

It is worth noting that the round earth debaters often wrote "aeroplane", which is British-style English, so these twits are probably not from the US. "Plain" and "gravaty" can be attributed to general stupidity, but we knew that already.

I saw a t-shirt...on it was two piles of shit...a fly was on one pile of shit...a fly was hovering over the other pile of shit...The hovering fly says to the first fly, "Pardon me, is this stool taken?"

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Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You're not out of in...

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen...

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.

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