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John 05-17-2006 02:02 PM

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....key_ams801.jpg

Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...N5bnN1YmNhdA--

mrnoodle 05-17-2006 02:09 PM

That's awesome. bears rule.

bigw00dy 05-17-2006 02:22 PM

Bear 1-----Monkey 0

Happy Monkey 05-17-2006 02:26 PM

Colbert was right!

Elspode 05-17-2006 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Where were you, when the machines came down from the sky?

I actually saw a program on Discovery about the moving of this behemoth. Awsome freaking things, they are. They can scoop up your average neighborhood in a couple of hours.

skysidhe 05-17-2006 05:07 PM

http://www.paulwh.com/images/coolart/image004.jpg

dar512 05-17-2006 05:47 PM

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I realize that this is not the image association thread, but the previous pic reminded me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.

Here's one example:

skysidhe 05-17-2006 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512
I realize that this is not the image association thread, but the previous pic reminded me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.

Here's one example:

Well thanks for being bad with me? ( Maybe I need a discription of what the threads mean because I am sure when I saw it that previous art work I said,"wtf?"! :p so naturally......


Pretty darn cool find you have there too dar512 :) wtf? !

skysidhe 05-17-2006 07:43 PM

ok I went out and fetched something. else


It's a Public Bathroom in Beijing.



http://images.dpchallenge.com/images...rig/332156.jpg

Kagen4o4 05-17-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512
I realize that this is not the image association thread, but the previous pic reminded me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.

Here's one example:


ive seen that. at the louvre i believe

Ibby 05-17-2006 11:57 PM

Beijing? Maybe in a really fancy hotel or something. Most public bathrooms in Beijing are neither that private nor that nice looking. Most are stained concrete with stuff probably living in the corners if you dare get that close. Though yes, you do go in a hole. Sometimes with plumbing, often without.

Hagar 05-17-2006 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
ive seen that. at the louvre i believe

me too, and it's just as wrong in the flesh as it is on the web.

eww :greenface

dar512 05-18-2006 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
ive seen that. at the louvre i believe

Right in one. That's where I first saw it also. It impressed me so much, I made a note of the artist's name.

glatt 05-18-2006 09:05 AM

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zippyt 05-18-2006 09:08 AM

and then they all sing the Mickey mouse theme song !!!

dar512 05-18-2006 09:08 AM

The title for the previous picture translates to: "Many Asian hunters with hemorrhoids".

John 05-18-2006 01:16 PM

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3490.jpg

Elspode 05-18-2006 04:08 PM

I'll bet that looks great in front of that mobile home.

Just think, Mr. Postman...no more cold lunches!

BigV 05-18-2006 04:18 PM

HoTMaiL

Shocker 05-18-2006 06:07 PM

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Kagen4o4 05-18-2006 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV
HoTMaiL


:lol:

zippyt 05-19-2006 12:09 AM

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Huuuu ,
What the FUCK are You LOOKIN AT !!!!!

rkzenrage 05-19-2006 12:18 AM

Damn laxatives don't take long do they?

RellikLaerec 05-19-2006 12:21 AM

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Anyone have some Beano or Gas-ex?

John 05-19-2006 06:07 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...rth_Violin.jpg

dar512 05-19-2006 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
I'll bet that looks great in front of that mobile home.

That was my first thought also. But hey its recycling. Otherwise that microwave would be taking up space in a dump somewhere.

Flint 05-19-2006 10:46 AM

I'm makin' a frickin' T-shirt out of that fiddle-playin' Vader!

glatt 05-19-2006 02:45 PM

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How can this fly?!

Happy Monkey 05-19-2006 02:49 PM

Everybody on board has to think really happy thoughts.

Flint 05-19-2006 03:04 PM

Everyone has to eat beans before the flight.

Elspode 05-19-2006 03:16 PM

Stranger still is the fact that those "Super Guppies" are built on an original B-29 airframe...the same type of plane that nuked Japan.

Elspode 05-19-2006 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV
HoTMaiL

Ah...so that's what it says on the decals on the door. Now this makes some sort of sense. Not good sense, but sense.

BigV 05-19-2006 03:19 PM

:blush:

Until you mentioned it, I didn't even notice the decals on the door.... But, um, yeah. Yeah!

skysidhe 05-20-2006 11:30 AM

http://www.fadeeva.com/Beasts/fadeeva-mice5.jpghttp://www.fadeeva.com/a107.html

Shocker 05-20-2006 05:26 PM

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lumberjim 05-20-2006 06:06 PM

wow, even elephants have their prostates checked at age 40. an ounce of prevention....

John 05-20-2006 09:31 PM

http://www.getreligion.org/wp-conten...lygamy_pin.jpg

footfootfoot 05-21-2006 11:26 AM

O shit, I nearly spilled my bevvy

Stormieweather 05-21-2006 02:24 PM

Jeeze...god forbid I concentrate on carrying my child, I mean that is why I have bodyguards, right?

And WTH is she wearing? Since when do halters go with contrasting bra's?

Stormie

Kagen4o4 05-21-2006 05:27 PM

*what britney was thinking at that moment*
"shit! nearly spilled me drink, I hope thats not on E!"

DucksNuts 05-21-2006 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormieweather
And WTH is she wearing? Since when do halters go with contrasting bra's?

Stormie

like forever :p

Elspode 05-21-2006 10:12 PM

This trailer park tart is knocked up again, to top it all off. I mean, I'd do her, but reproducing would be out of the question. Where the hell was she boozing at that she had her baby with her? And who dressed her?

Ibby 05-21-2006 10:20 PM

All I have to say...

Is "Beverly Hilbillies".

Happy Monkey 05-22-2006 05:39 AM

Um, is there a spiral shaved into the kid's hair?

Trilby 05-22-2006 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
Um, is there a spiral shaved into the kid's hair?

Looks that way.

Poor Brit. First she's a skank. Then, she's a dumb skank for driving with little k-fed in her lap and not a car seat. THEN she's a super-dumb skank for driving with little k-fed in a car seat but facing forward in the car instead of backwards. Then baby falls while Nanny is taking care of him and hits his pumpkin head and now this. It's genetic. There's nothing we can do. :neutral: I hope that little dude doesn't have brain or neck damage from all this nutty stuff. Maybe Brit thinks he's a stunt baby?

footfootfoot 05-22-2006 09:45 AM

k-fed=???

Undertoad 05-22-2006 09:58 AM

Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Spears. You are excused for not keeping up with the utterly pathetic youth culture

Trilby 05-22-2006 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
You are excused for not keeping up with the utterly pathetic youth culture

Hey, I have the pathetic youth culture thrust upon me. I don't go looking for it.

glatt 05-22-2006 12:38 PM

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I just have to ask, what the fuck is this? How to gut a rabbit with no knife?

Ibby 05-22-2006 12:57 PM

Eeeeuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh.

mrnoodle 05-22-2006 01:51 PM

yep. you can do the same thing with snakes.

footfootfoot 05-22-2006 01:56 PM

I have the exact same illustration in a survival book, but with an english explanation.

Happy Monkey 05-22-2006 02:42 PM

I think "skin" is more likely than "gut", but I dunno...

dar512 05-22-2006 03:01 PM

The bowel inverts or what?

Flint 05-22-2006 03:03 PM

I like how the illustration shows the nasty guts flying away, cleanly behind you. Do you think it really works out like that? Or maybe, with a little practice.

glatt 05-22-2006 03:14 PM

Since I can't read Russian, I'm assuming that step number one is to knead the rabbit, to loosen the guts. Kind of like the old "Ronco Inside The Egg Shell Egg Scrambler." I bet with the guts all loosened up, they can squirt out the anus easier.

I bet you are right Flint, I bet you get gut-splatter on your back like riding a bike in the rain without a rear fender.

Flint 05-22-2006 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Kind of like the old "Ronco Inside The Egg Shell Egg Scrambler." I bet with the guts all loosened up, they can squirt out the anus easier.


...the Ronco In-The-Anus Rabbit Gut Scrambler ???

Undertoad 05-22-2006 05:18 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/bscry2.jpg

Only a few short years ago, every teen boy wanted her and every teen girl wanted to be her.

Kagen4o4 05-22-2006 05:31 PM

id still do 'er

DucksNuts 05-22-2006 05:58 PM

The pink g out the top of the jeans is such a pleasant look


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