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Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...N5bnN1YmNhdA-- |
That's awesome. bears rule.
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Bear 1-----Monkey 0
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Colbert was right!
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I realize that this is not the image association thread, but the previous pic reminded me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.
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Pretty darn cool find you have there too dar512 :) wtf? ! |
ok I went out and fetched something. else
It's a Public Bathroom in Beijing. http://images.dpchallenge.com/images...rig/332156.jpg |
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ive seen that. at the louvre i believe |
Beijing? Maybe in a really fancy hotel or something. Most public bathrooms in Beijing are neither that private nor that nice looking. Most are stained concrete with stuff probably living in the corners if you dare get that close. Though yes, you do go in a hole. Sometimes with plumbing, often without.
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and then they all sing the Mickey mouse theme song !!!
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The title for the previous picture translates to: "Many Asian hunters with hemorrhoids".
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I'll bet that looks great in front of that mobile home.
Just think, Mr. Postman...no more cold lunches! |
HoTMaiL
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Huuuu ,
What the FUCK are You LOOKIN AT !!!!! |
Damn laxatives don't take long do they?
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Anyone have some Beano or Gas-ex?
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I'm makin' a frickin' T-shirt out of that fiddle-playin' Vader!
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How can this fly?!
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Everybody on board has to think really happy thoughts.
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Everyone has to eat beans before the flight.
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Stranger still is the fact that those "Super Guppies" are built on an original B-29 airframe...the same type of plane that nuked Japan.
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Until you mentioned it, I didn't even notice the decals on the door.... But, um, yeah. Yeah! |
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wow, even elephants have their prostates checked at age 40. an ounce of prevention....
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Jeeze...god forbid I concentrate on carrying my child, I mean that is why I have bodyguards, right?
And WTH is she wearing? Since when do halters go with contrasting bra's? Stormie |
*what britney was thinking at that moment*
"shit! nearly spilled me drink, I hope thats not on E!" |
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This trailer park tart is knocked up again, to top it all off. I mean, I'd do her, but reproducing would be out of the question. Where the hell was she boozing at that she had her baby with her? And who dressed her?
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All I have to say...
Is "Beverly Hilbillies". |
Um, is there a spiral shaved into the kid's hair?
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Poor Brit. First she's a skank. Then, she's a dumb skank for driving with little k-fed in her lap and not a car seat. THEN she's a super-dumb skank for driving with little k-fed in a car seat but facing forward in the car instead of backwards. Then baby falls while Nanny is taking care of him and hits his pumpkin head and now this. It's genetic. There's nothing we can do. :neutral: I hope that little dude doesn't have brain or neck damage from all this nutty stuff. Maybe Brit thinks he's a stunt baby? |
k-fed=???
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Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Spears. You are excused for not keeping up with the utterly pathetic youth culture
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I just have to ask, what the fuck is this? How to gut a rabbit with no knife?
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Eeeeuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh.
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yep. you can do the same thing with snakes.
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I have the exact same illustration in a survival book, but with an english explanation.
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I think "skin" is more likely than "gut", but I dunno...
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The bowel inverts or what?
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I like how the illustration shows the nasty guts flying away, cleanly behind you. Do you think it really works out like that? Or maybe, with a little practice.
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Since I can't read Russian, I'm assuming that step number one is to knead the rabbit, to loosen the guts. Kind of like the old "Ronco Inside The Egg Shell Egg Scrambler." I bet with the guts all loosened up, they can squirt out the anus easier.
I bet you are right Flint, I bet you get gut-splatter on your back like riding a bike in the rain without a rear fender. |
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...the Ronco In-The-Anus Rabbit Gut Scrambler ??? |
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Only a few short years ago, every teen boy wanted her and every teen girl wanted to be her. |
id still do 'er
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The pink g out the top of the jeans is such a pleasant look
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