unspeakable
too cruel for words
if you can't say anything nice
muttering
smirking
the last laugh

the last laugh
*SLAM*
regret
revenge
heaping coals

heaping coals
potbelly stove
country store
penny candy
flour barrels
drygoods

dry goods
hard tack
saltwater taffy
pirates
eye patch
parrot
keel haul

keel haul
water ski
speedboat
parasail
beach
suntan

suntan
hang ten
ocean pacific
ray ban
coppertone

coppertone
Brooke Shields
Tom Cruise
cult fiction
outer space
mind control

mind control
discipline
muscle control
kegel
emotion control
pharmaceuticals

pharmaceuticals
prescription
generic
equivalent
substitute
replace

replace
repair
restore
revive
rekindle
reignite
regenerate
revitalize
reaminate
reincarnate

reincarnate
rientartnate
sum’um
ahmagin
wardegitto
edmunacation
recdum
jeyver
aw shucks

aw shucks
oh shit
no shit
oh crap
no way

no way
huh uh
please
don't
stop

stop
don't
stop
don't stop
oh my god

oh my god
Good grief, Charlie Brown.
Tthufferin thucotash.
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
Beep Beep!
Wilma!
Cwazy Wabbit!