Getting canned would certainly be jarring, but should that happen, don't shrink wrapping it up.

Buttsecks!


Wait...I did that wrong, didn't I?

...Started as a tight end, wound up a wide receiver...

Oh I don't hold back. just not everyone gets all of them :) (especially not the receiver) I think I make the boss blush and I certainly surprise the odd truck driver passing my office door :lol:

A friend called me yesterday evening. Haven't heard from him for almost two years. He asked how I was doing... I started to answer when he chimed in... "Hey, I have another call coming in. I have to go." <click>

I think I'll give him a call tonight.

Hi Madman.

I hate my life.

Let me revise this: I don't hate my life, just my crippled body.

Much better. Good call.

We're overdue for a major politician assassination in this country.

Sometimes I wish I was in college again, today. I would tell all my professors and the administration that trigger warnings are a trigger for me and therefore they need to stop issuing trigger warnings.

On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

Geez, just wash the damn spoon.

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I threw it out