Oh.
My.
God.

That is the most perfect food ever.

Shakin' bacon.

I am one of the original members of the Bacon Cult, but EWWWWWWW.

" Product Features

Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
Shelf Life of 12 years.
No refrigeration needed.
Jätte gott! "

I think I'll pass, thanks.....:sick:

There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.

Would a rift in the space-time continuum be caused if you put both Squeez Bacon and Spray Cheez on the same Ritz Cracker?

No, but you would stroke out if you ate it. :yeldead:

C'mon people, live a little. Run with scissors... make ugly faces that might freeze... Squeez bacon. :lol2:

Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!

Hear hear, Pie - bring on the squeeze foie gras!

On toast points. With cornichons.

Seriously, man. Living dangerously with squeeze bacon is like indulging in promiscuous sex with ugly virgins.

If I'm going to slut it up, culinary-style or otherwise, I want it to be worth it!

Gotta be greasy AND crunchy or it aint bacon.

MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE