What the hell were Chip and Dale supposed to be, anyway? They're to Disney like Tweety Bird is to Looney Tunes: annoying and boring little troublemakers. Backstabbing lying fake-contrite little fuckers.

I always wished Sylvester would eat the crap out of Tweety. What a little asshole bird. There's a bright yellow beetle in town with Tweety bird crap all over it. How original. What I think would be funny would be to paint my beetle to look like Sylvester and just start following the Tweety car around town, see if anyone notices. See if Tweety gets the joke. I doubt it though.

I'm just amusing myself.

Don't mess up your car. Someone will sell you a used one...

:lol:

Does that have an actual working jaw, and teeth? :)

That was just one of my snarky bits from my disjointed comedy routine. It segues into how i would order a nurse out if she had on tweety scrubs. "Get me that Daffy Duck nurse right now!"

I'll be here all week. Try the...Hey, where is everybody going?

Yeah, I always felt bad for Sylvester. And for Daffy, too. Bugs is kind of an asshole sometimes.

Bugs is the supreme asshole, but he usually has to be provoked. The problem is he's so good at it, overreaction usually comes to mind.

WhyTF did Warner Bros hate cats so much?

Because the statistics wonks told them everybody hates cats.

They were nicer to dogs. Sam Sheepdog had a job and everything. Barnyard Dawg didn't get much respect, but no one is a match for Foghorn.

:D

Road trip! Can you all get by without me for a week or two? Hope so. :driving:

I like your road trips. Have fun.

Been watching Monty Python, Almost the Truth.
Oh, except the Life of Brian ep that Dad deleted while I was away, thinking he'd taped it.
"It wasn't any good anyway" he says. Well, maybe not to him, but then he didn't care enough to series link it or watch the previous four episodes (there were five but I missed the first one.)

Gosh I love the Galaxy Song.
Eric Idle at his most Jewish.

Off to mow the lawn now, during this brief and questionable break in the rain.

Finished watching all the Almost Python eps now.
I have to remind myself that I do not know Michael Palin personally.
It just feels like it, having watched his excellent travel programmes and read his (published) diaries.

He hates the sobriquet "nice" Python. Perhaps because it seems to suggest he lucked into it without ambition. But he does have a steely cold intellect and highly developed sense of humour, both written and performed.

I'll join the hordes of people who would probably name him "Python I'd most like to have afternoon tea with" though. He comes second only to the lovely Mark Gatiss. And John Barrowman doesn't even feature; he's far too lively for tea and scones. Sushi, maybe.

All the kids are sick. Its after midnight and i have been up since 3am with one or all of them. Daryl says he's not feeling well now either.

I dont have the heart to tell them my throat is swelling and getting sore too, and even if i did, what difference would it make? Like all mothers, i still have to do the looking after of everyone else. Maybe someone will make me a cup of tea in the morning. :/ Probably wont be Aden. Just gave him more drugs. His temp is a little over 39.