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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 751662)

She's a girl. Here's another pic

Still not convinced. Take a look at that hairy arm. :eek:

I remember a girl from high school who had hairier arms than most guys.

I never got to check the rest.

I, too, remember a girl from high school with hairy arms. She was a good girl. But, not good enough.

:cool:

that's a beautiful thing

should be in the thread about bra fail.

Wait. WAIT. WAIT.

We have a thread about bra failure?!
I've waited soooooo long to use this pic...

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 754146)

Wait. WAIT. WAIT.

We have a thread about bra failure?!
I've waited soooooo long to use this pic...

Do I have to do everything for you? Here, I'm feeling generous today.

Not exactly "failure".... but twice as nice.

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 754161)

Do I have to do everything for you? Here, I'm feeling generous today.

Not exactly "failure".... but twice as nice.

Completely forgot about that thread and it solved the mystery of that easy rider piece. I knew it was from Bruce but I couldn't find it in my email. Now I know.

There have been many times I felt the need to quote it. Hell, why not now? ok just my favorite part

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TITS--Easyrider Sept 1978

...you take two waitresses: one of ‘em’s got jugs as big as a Hottentot’s buttocks...she’s got all her buttons open,... she’s got one tit pushin’ hard against her undone clothes, big an’ round an’ not hangin’ at all, just a vast smooth dome with nothin’ between it and your eyes but the air.... and a bit of cloth covering the nipple;
And right next to her is some hundred year old skinny Viet Cong, standin’ dumb-eyed an’ slowly sawin’ your mothers head off for a salad, with her oily fatigue shirt open, revealin’ three hundred ribs and a nipple lookin’ at ya....

It don’t take much thinkin’ to figure out which one you’re gonna be gawkin’ at with your tongue hangin’ out...

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 754020)

should be in the thread about bra fail.

Be careful, someone might say you were a Misogynist..... degrading women.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 754161)

Do I have to do everything for you? Here, I'm feeling generous today.

Not exactly "failure".... but twice as nice.

Ah yes, 2009. That was a good year - when Cellar women thought it was a good idea to post provocative pictures of themselves in a public forum.

Now, between angry husbands who don't want them to post and divorced husbands who did want them to post, things are a bit slow in the eye candy department.

I don't know if it's Austin Powers', but, it is a gold member.

Is that edible gold....?

At $1850 per ounce, that's about a $66,600 dick.

Goldenrod. I crack me up.